At first the Webbers laugh at their neighbors when they leave L.A. for the mountains of Oregon in search of a wholesome environment. But when they recognize the same symptoms in their family that made the neighbors leave, they follow them. However their new domicile is a bit more apart from civilization than expected. Even then it's not a paradise: their neighbors are weird, the nearest store is miles away, and their house lacks even the most basic comfort. How long before they're packin' it in again?—Tom Zoerner <[email protected]>