Mitchell, a low key young man (with a less evident neurotic side), is waiting in line at the local Post Office in a last minute rush to ship a birthday gift to his girlfriend and it has to be shipped today! Unfortunately for him, a stoic desk clerk named Barbara rejects the gift based on ludicrous rules and regulations. Fearing the wrath of an upset girlfriend, Mitchell infiltrates the Post Office in an espionage-esque attempt to get the gift sent at all costs.—Anonymous