Ophira doesn't like kids and never wanted to have them. That's why the joke's on her, when she finds herself pregnant at an "advanced maternal age" and entirely unprepared for prenatal anything, let alone rearing another human.

Blending standup and storytelling, Ophira Eisenberg (comedian and author of "Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy") gets real about her own impending parenthood, her racial identity shift from cocktailer to egg counter, and finds the upside to "ruining your life".