Three Russian expatriates are loving life and seducing women in New York City until they meet up with Saint Valentine in disguise and he curses them with impotence until they learn about true love. No love - no sex.

Three Russian friends work in New York, party hard, and chase women, having a great time until they get cursed by a drunken Russian nightclub owner who turns out to be Saint Valentine. St. Valentine's curse is simple: the guys lose all their manly powers until they find their true loves. This turns out to be more difficult than it sounds--our boys have a lot of growing up to do. Fast.—Anonymous