A wannabe professional thief, his gay best friend, a sexy hostage, some thugs and a mystery package everyone wants.

A wannabe professional thief has an epic fail when he's caught stealing a package and forced to take a young woman hostage back to his gay friend's house where, despite pressure from his deranged, yoga-loving boss, he can't dispense with her and instead the three face a bunch of quirky thugs sent by the boss who will do anything to get his hands on the mysterious package.—Anonymous