The Improvable Force goes to war over an argument over whether or not Leprechauns are 3'4" or 6'8."

The Improvable Force has its weekly meeting during St. Patrick's Day, when an argument is struck over the heights of leprechauns. Mark Rohleder believes it to be 6'8," while Kathy Thompson believes it to be 3'4." In order to come to a fair conclusion, the team decides on a Nerf War battle to the death. Max Pritchard, Wyatt Kleinjan, and Jack Libner side with Mark. Amanda Christopher, Jack Lingle, Ethan Blesie, and Ashlin Satkunam side with Kathy, the self proclaimed "Beaver Commander." Jallison Paul, Denise Marsh, and Abby Becher, on the other hand, stay out of the war, and become hippies, with powers of conversion.—Laszlo Leeaphon