Mountain Man, Jonas Hawkinus, a recluse in the woods, has received a message from Mother Gaia that he must write a manifesto to over through the government, save humanity, and restore balance to nature.

After a communion with Mother Gaia, and an increase in possible government incursion, Jonas Hawkinus comes to comprehend his mortality. He becomes determined to reach out to his former fans and to find new followers "from the most powerful pulpit on Earth: the Internet."—Matthew Mangs