A 38-year-old American writer of pornographic novels discovers the difficulties of being married to a 16-year-old British schoolgirl.

A middle-aged author of pornographic novels meets and falls in love with a sixteen-year-old schoolgirl. This alone is cause for much concern, but when the couple get married and move to America, the trouble really begins...along with the fun.—Kevin Steinhauer <[email protected]>