Lahna Turner weaves a hilarious web of stories and songs that tells the tale of her life in a way that can only be described as unexpected and unforgettable. She takes an unfiltered view of her own experience, as the wife of a "big, fat husband" (Ralphie May), the mother of two children, and a touring performer. Lahna Turner neither pulls any punches, nor edits any dirty thought, as her hilarious tales flow, unbound. She then takes those experiences and writes/performs a series of lively novelty songs which add an extra layer of intrigue and texture to her act.—Anonymous