A half-hour action-packed adventure, starring a seven-year-old as the gun-slinging, whip-wielding, punch-throwing archaeologist Indiana John. Though short in stature, John is never short on thrills and sports a wicked left hook. The film was created by a large family and is the joint expression of many young and very large imaginations. It is hoped that the project will excite and entertain many, as well as inspire other budding no-budget filmmakers.—Anonymous