Comical hijinks & biting satire run amok when a reformed mobster tries his hand at operating a legitimate assisted-living centre.

Career street-hustler Sante 'Sonny' Collucci finds himself thrust in a most unlikely position. More by default than design he has managed to 'acquire' ownership of an upscale Bed & Breakfast, just minutes from downtown Niagara Falls. He soon discovers the property is not the B&B he had been promised. Instead he finds himself the owner of a rather shabby assisted-living centre named 'Governor's Manor'. A home fully stocked with staff and residents that made the mob seem civilized in comparison. With the help of his loyal sidekick Freddie 'Fizz', Sonny resolves to bulldog his way to making this reluctant new venture a success.—Anonymous