An ambtious filmmaker sets out to make an avant-garde film but soon learns the only way he can secure financing is if he shows Jessica Hahn's breasts. Also, two old women are magically transformed into young starlets.

This wild comedy parodies exploitation films as it tells of a young, overanxious director trying to create the next great epic motion picture. Attempting to produce a warm family film, he discovers the only way he is going to find financing is by including footage of Jessica Hahn's breasts!—Zombiegeddon

Two elderly women are magically turned into young starlets. They then go to Hollywood to try to make it as actresses. They soon land roles in the production of an ambitious young director who wants to make an art film but can only secure financing if he agrees to show breasts in the movie. Then the footage of Jessica Hahn's breasts disappears and the director is forced to audition breast-alikes.—Schlockmaster2000