John and Aage, comic creations of Morten Lorentzen and Povl Erik Carstensen, do their Danish version of Candid Camera. A man eats chocolate shaped like dog excrement, a hand sticks out of a coffin, a naked woman asks for assistance in a boutique, a cadet haphazardly directs tourists, a cop talks gibberish, a photo booth keeps flashing, a vendor licks the ice-cream cones he's selling, a gorilla sculpture in the park comes alive, a bank teller finds counterfeit bills, women see skulls through the mirrors in a restroom, a doll talks in a toy store, a man takes a dead fish for a swim. A hidden camera records people's unsuspecting responses. John and Aage comment. Crazy Danes!—<[email protected]>