Two nostalgic middle aged guys try to hitchhike from Belgium to Istanbul in 7 days, only because they booked a plane that will bring them back home. Thoroughly convinced that all helpful drivers are interesting people, they decide to interview them all. But 24 hours later, with still 3000 km to go, they realize they have only boarded one car, and only crossed a mere 50 km. Is hitchhiking a dead issue, or does it only take a little heart massage?—Anonymous