Meet Scott: a 260 pound red-headed,fun-lovin', bi-polar, hockey-playin' sexual deviant who recently turned forty and who has spent the last 15 years living in Los Angeles, out of work and overweight. No job, no girlfriend, a lot of cereal and too much internet porn. On a particularly lonely Christmas Eve, Scott decides the answer to all his problems may lie in North Hollywood-his name is Keith and he's willing to wear pantyhose if Scott comes over.—Anonymous