24 year old young dumb and barely full of cum, Gale Mercury, a stoner, a womanizer and somewhat of a porn addict living in his mother's basement. Gale's insatiable quench for a once-popular fad drink "Buccaneer Slap" - an energy elixir that shifts the human emotion, drastically depending on the flavor, but this elixir is also rumored to contain sperm killing agents. Gale quickly and unknowingly finds out his sperm count is rapidly decreasing. Gale loves living on his own terms and his older girlfriend Debbie Dial, on the other hand, isn't getting any younger and she's ready for family life. Does Gale give in to lust or slow down for exclusive love?