Behind the boring abbreviation FGUP LUCH hides the department for combating vampires, demons and paranormal phenomena. Loser and henpecked Kolya accidentally encounters Luch operatives, and they recognize him as the "chosen one." It is he who has to save the world from terrible evil, but no one knows what his superpower is and how to manifest it. Chosenness becomes his curse and destroys his philistine world.