Awkward highschooler Martin Fell is the butt of much abuse and assholery at Wyndham High. When the cool kids use him to steal a keg of beer from his dad's store for their big party, Martin doesn't suspect a thing. When he's mocked and humiliated at the party, he decides to take the keg back in spite, but a bolt of lightning ends the life of Martin Fell, doormat, and begins the life of MARTIN FELL, horror ICON! He becomes one with the beer, allowing him to shapeshift and do all sorts of nasty things to his tormentors. Will he succeed in his quest for vengeance? Who is Agatha Shroud, and what does SHE have to do with Martin's condition? And is Dr. Sniffles, the telepathic dog, friend or foe? And what's Silas Killington up to this time? And can DAISY DERKINS sort through all this and save the day?—Mark Mackner