The Pea 'n' Cocks XI take on the Wetherby Warriors this week. A few pints and a karaoke later, the team rush to get on the road leaving essential kit behind. After a pit stop at the burger van, the team arrive to find the away changing rooms out of action! Led on the field by their captain Geoff, Its a beautiful day but a very ugly game as Donald's having a tough time keeping up with ringer Tommy Spencer's Lad. The referee slowly loses control as the tackles come thick and fast, not before the team are made to play in 'skins' due to a kit clash. Will Eric and Leslie see the lads score a goal? Will they finish with eleven men still on the field? Will Norman have sobered up by the final whistle?—Nader Mabadi