A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry.

A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein."—Bill Zebub

At his own risk, a frustrated husband decides to use a highly experimental penis-enlargement cream to satisfy his wife, unbeknownst to him that the scientist behind this innovative formula has incorporated a gene-altering substance in the final product. As a result, a grotesque abomination in the form of the blood-thirsty and sexually famished hybrid--the Dick-shark--manages to escape into the water, craving unprotected young women. Will the special emulsion fall into the wrong hands? Are our women out of harm's way?—Nick Riganas