Cochon is the worst secret agent, he has not caught and will never catch a spy.

Cochon is not James Bond, he's too stupid. He's not even Clouseau, that one is stupid too, but in the end he solves something. Detective Chief Inspector Cochon, a French national working for the Gagauz Kingdom's Secret Service, is the dumbest secret agent in the human history. He's so dumb, that in the end he will arrest himself.—Rodrig Andrisan