Welcome to Desert Patrol! Join Sarge, the self righteous, self appointed leader and Deputy Dan, his starry eyed young apprentice. With fine mustaches and much love for the job, they protect and serve their beloved dessert. From putting out camp fires to helping lost hikers; Giving kids life lessons to waging a war on litter. No job is too big or too small for the Desert Patrol! Too bad no one cares.—Anonymous