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Dead Moon Rising<WARNING. ADULT LANGUAGE>We open with Morning Yall.Louisvilles finest news chat since 196076 WZED. Two women sitting on a couch chatting. An advertisement comes on the screen for Pussy Munch (Tuna and Sardine Flavor). A cat is looking at a fish in a bowl A news flash comes on the screen Scientists report unusual increase in solar flare activity highest in recorded ... channel changes to London Office workers in London told to return home, or nearest pub (Big Ben is in the background along with the Queens guard). Channel changes to Paris (Eiffel Tower in background) French health minister says no link to clove cigarettes. Then the channel changes to 69 WDMR Action News. Ministry of Homeland Security says DONT Panic..Widespread infection in India, China and France (Guy in Haz Mat suit in background with blood on his glove). Channel changes Infection Rate: 90%, Incubatin time: 24 HRS, EST. Time to Global Saturation: 72 HS. Masses of people attacking cars. The channel changes to show a fallout shelter sign then a biohazard sign. Dead Moon Rising. Jim who is the narrator of the story <Jason Crowe> is standing on a bridge and says You live your whole life thinking nothing is ever gonna change but sometimes is takes something big to remind you of the small things. He steps in water with his sneakers and says SHIT. Jim says that when this first started going down there was a debate about what caused it. Some said it was a military experiment gone wrong (two military men in gas masks are in front of Jim in the smoke - one military man takes off his mask and begins to spit up blood), or an act of a fanatical terrorist group, some claim is was a freak meteor shower from outer space (a man is sticking a pitchfork in the crater created by a meteor), or some nutball ordered everything he could eat off the internet. Jim says he now knows what happened and maybe if we are around later he will tell us. A Center for Disease control logo comes on the screen. A building with the Cheapskate Car Rental banner is shown. Bob <Corey J. Grace> is calling number 9. A man in the lobby is coughing up blood and has number 9 in his palm. The man has black veins in his neck and head and has black around his eyes. Bob at the desk asks the man if he is using his super saver account. Jim said Customer Service made the outer ring of Hell. The second man at the counter Nick <Mike Seely> sprays it with some kind of air freshener after the customers leave. Bob is studying to make Counter Clerk grade 2. Bob says everything is in his binder and Nick says including your balls. The promotion will get Bob about .08 cents an hour more per Jim. Nick says the air freshener is anti-bacterial. Nick says something about penguins and polar bears and Bob says there are no polar bears in the Antarctic and Bob says thats probably in the fucking binder too. Nick says he doesnt care for customers and says other things about money grubbing assholes for bringing in internet discount coupons. Nick tells Jim he will be a fucking ray of sunshine to the customers from now on. Cut to a bar with dancers and motorcycles. Jim and Nick are in the bar. Jim gets a girlie drind and Nick gets a beer. Nick throws the girlie drink away and gets Jim a beer. Nick leaves Jim at the bar and now Jim is sandwiched between two huge bikers. Cut back to the car rental office. Nick is trying to be nice to a customer who Nick is calling Dick. Dick asks Nick where the action is in Louisville and tips Nick a whole dollar bill. Nick said he sells discount cars not cheap cooch. The encounter ends up with Dick calling them whiney slackers. Nick tells Dick he better be careful because a whiney slacker is handling his fucking car rental. Jim says Maybe you shouldnt interact with customers so much and Nick says Ya think? Bob comes in with a pizza but it is vegetarian. Nick doesnt like that much and gives him the finger. Later another customer comes in and spits up blood all over the counter. Nick sprays him in the face. The man falls down. An announcer says there is an emergency evacuation. Nick looks over the customer and says hes dead Jim. They try to call the cops but due to a high call volume, dont get through. People outside are chasing others. Bob goes outside and Nick and Jim call him in. Bob runs into the building as one of the customers runs into the building, falls down and his eye pops out of his face. Zombies attack the man. Jim tells Bob to lock the door. The customer in the store comes to life and lunges after the three of them. Dick is in the rental car reading a map and a family in a car start yelling at him. Zombies are chasing cars. They chase Dick. He sees zombies eating people. Dick runs away after considering being a hero. Cut to Jim and Nick in front of a broken down car. Nick gets it.dead people are coming back to life. Its the end of the world. Jim wants to hide somewhere. Nick wants to go to Bruces <Chris Albro> house. Jim says that Bruce is a few beans short of a full burrito. Bruce sells things that your spouse would kill you for bringing home. Jim says that maybe the zombies are just sick. A zombie attacks Jim and Nick beats one down. Jim hits the zombie with a brick and blood spurts up and all over everyone. Nick tells Jim that was hard-core. The pants thing again. Jim gets a baseball bat. He tells why he doesnt like guns. Young Jim < Dillon Owen> has a love Vicky Mays <Gracie Maddox>. Jim says she was a heartless bitch. She gives him a gun. Present day: zombies are trying to get a girl ( April played by Erica Goldsmith) on top of a car. Jim starts hitting zombies with a baseball bat and Nick uses his shotgun. The girl cries because they killed her family. Bob got bit getting the binder. Bob is coughing and Nick says he will turn into a zombie. Nick argues with Jim and Dick brings a cop to the scene. The cop levels a gun at Nick and Jim. They put down their weapons. April hugs Jim. Shes had a real bad day. Her boyfriend broke up with her via text message and her family was taking her out for her 18th birthday at Ralphs Burger Rodeo. Jim says he hasnt been with a woman in three months and that she is barely legal. April calls him a perv and runs away. Cut away to the past: Young Jim shoots Vicky with the gun she gave him.he wets his pants. Present day.Dick, Nick, Jim, April and some other people are watching zombies go by. Mayhem ensues. They beat the zombies to deathagain. Blood is everywhere. A zombie goes down and blood flies from his mouth everywhere. Jim and the group enter a factory-like building. Dick says he ditched the car because he didnt want to be meals on wheels for the zombies. Zombies are howling at the moon. A Church lady in the group calls Jim a heartless swine. Albert Junior <Derek Miller> is looking down Aprils blouse and she pushes him away. Albert had a bunch of girlie pictures in his bible. Nick says Spanking the ole monkey while looking at the good book. Bob tries to call 9-1-1. He presses #4 (Homeland security.) Then he presses #3. He gets an India representative. They outsourced Homeland Security. They are sitting around and the cop starts telling a sob story about her partner and him not letting the donuts in the box go cold. Her and her partner were surrounded by zombies and she ran. Dick says nature always finds a way to cull out the weak. He says there are predators and prey. You are a winner or loser. April knees him in the nuts. Jim dreams of zombies eating him then he dreams of Bob eating him. He wakes up screaming and April kisses him. April climbs on Jim and takes off her blouse. Obligatory sex scene but April is eating Jims tongue. Another dream. Albert Junior keeps saying he is hungry. The group heads out into an alleyway. Nick argues with Albert Juniors mom about God and ass sex. Nick tells Church lady if God was punishing them, what the fuck was she worried about? A big noise and the group runs in the opposite direction where they going . Zombies come and Church lady holds up a bible and a necklace with a cross. She is happy about holding off the zombies. They attack her and the group runs awayher guts are being ripped out of her bodythey get the cop also. Its a feast. The group is down to 5 people at this time. A big bang and Vix <Tucky Williams> appears. She uses a sword to kill all the zombies in the alleyway. Nick calls Vix a crazy bitch and she punches him out. Vix and Jim make out. Albert Junior beats a zombie with a bat. The zombie was holding his mothers cross. Nick says Sorry kid and Albert says Blow me, ass wipe. Youre the reason shes dead. The group ends up at Bruces place. Flashback: We see Vix and Jim at an asylum. Jim is talking to the doctor who is doing a crossword puzzle. Back to Bruce. He has a whole box of money. The group takes Bruce to the roof of the building to show him what is going on. A helicopter flies by and the group waves to it. The copter flies away. April cries. Nick shows Bruce all the zombies in the street. Vix hits a zombie with candy and all the zombies fall on him. Vix grabs Nick by the balls. He says you might want to ease up on the scromo therapy. Bruce has a bank vault and it contains a bullet hose. Bruce wants to wait it out when everyone talks about leaving. The lights flicker off and on. The group goes scouting. Jim is dividing the group up when Dick asks who made you God? Nick says that Jim had 5 days of management training. Jim then lets Dick make the decisions. Bruce gives Dick a big gun. Zombies chase Dick and tear him apart. Vix kind of makes a pass at April. Zombies attack April, Vix and Albert. Blood spatters all over the place, with April wielding a chainsaw. April is hysterical until Vix kisses her deeply. Chick-on-Chick action. Nick gets pissed off because they are the only two women not bitten and they are into each other. Jim and Bruce (who is really his brother) fight. A zombie attacks Bruce and rips out his throat. Jim is beating the zombie with a bat. Jim watches his brother die. His brother blows his head off so as not to come back as a zombie. Bob who was stashed in the warehouse office has turned and tried to bite April. Vix hunts Bob. She shoots him in the head and his brains are all over the floor. Vix says its time to stop dicking around and kill those mutherfuckers. Jim goes into the vault. A bullet hose comes out with Jim. Jim takes out dozens of zombies with the Zombie Killer. Jm runs out of bullets. Zombies chase the group. They wont go over water. April kisses Jim. The group finds a place to rest. Vix and April go shopping for ammo. Vix gets on a Harley chopper and begins licking it. The guys get new t-shirts and April rips her t-shirt in half showing off her abs. They get on the choppers. A thousand zombies run at the group. The group meets up with other cyclists to make their stand. A battle ensues. Biting, hitting, beating, chewing, snarling. The battle wasnt won that day,,,,,,,The End