Madman Heinrich, the leader of the terror group "Heil Five" is studying the occult to revive his grandfather Adolph Hitler using the "Book of the Dead" and his grandpapa's mustache. Alas, the first of the 5 required artifacts for said ritual are hidden below the property of pint abusing Conrad aka "The Bavarian" in the small town of Sasbach. And this bearded son-of-a-gun knows how to handle the scumbags of the world all too well - the old fashioned way: lock, slash and load. Revenge is a dish best served with BEER.—Anonymous