Bone to the Dog is a gritty comedy about Sam, a washed-up hitman whose life has been reduced to low-profile hired killings, alcoholism, and watching TV reruns with his best friend, a very picky cannibal. After years of self-loathing Sam is offered a chance to redeem himself. The job: kidnap the mayor's pet poodle. Unfortunately for Sam, the Mayor and his fumbling bodyguards will stop at nothing to track down this pampered poodle and bring him home.—Anonymous

Sam is a terrible hitman, and he's barely getting any work. When his old boss brings him a shot at redemption, he takes it. The job sounds simple: abduct the Mayor's prized poodle and collect the cash. Is this the lucky break Sam hoped for ... or has he underestimated the forces he's up against?