A gaggle of inebriated co-eds hatch an ill-conceived plan to resurrect a couple of ancient vampires. But drunk magic is imperfect magic, and the ritual doesn't go as planned, causing the vampires to arrive in 20th-century America with a few problems. Nevertheless, the evil duo embark on a quest to take a virgin bride and unleash hell on Earth, all while fighting against a third-rate band of heroes.—Anonymous