Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way.—Anonymous
Blood Drips is about Don Knotts, the washed up actor, who tries to land a roll in Disney Newsies, but director Kenny Ortega quickly decides he doesn't want him in the cast. "Get the f--- out of here! get out of here you f---!" Knotts is deeply upsetted with the outcome, and decides that "If I can't be in Newsies, nobody will!"First actor he kills, Ivan Dudynsky, who plays Specs. Ivan is in his trailer, looking for his '' porno'' magazines, when he is stabbed.Next, Trey Parker, who plays Kid Blink in Regular Newsies, asks Knotts to hold his drink, and in turn Knotts puts Ex-Lax in it. eventually, Trey "Shi*s himself to death"And... Max Casella, who plays Racetrack! Max is looking for his chair, which mysteriously disappears, then appears on top of a (very) tall building, which Knotts shoves him off of when Max goes to retrieve his chair. "Hey aren't you that bad actor Don Knotts?" (Max) "F--- the Piggies!" (Knotts)dadada! Michel Goorijan as Skittery. Skittery goes down to part of the set, which is deserted at the time, and is... well, WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT!
