A story about Lizette, a vampire fleeing Pureto Rico making her living entering bikini contests. She runs into trouble when her car breaks down in Oklahoma City.

A story about Lizette, a web savvy vampire who makes her living participating in bikini contests, runs into trouble when her car breaks down on the way to the world bikini championship in Las Vegas. Just because we're undead doesn't mean we don't have to make a living!—Anonymous