- Perry F. Caravello
- Perry Caravello / Stone Fury (as Perry Caravello)
- Don Barris
- Don Barris / Big Lou
- Tony Barbieri
- Mole / Brock
- Lisa Arch
- Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley (as Lisa Kushell)
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- The Director
- Dane Cook
- Roman Polanski
- Carson Daly
- Carson Daly
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Adam Carolla
- Adam Corolla
- William Perry
- William Perry
- Charlie Adams
- Usher
- Kitana Baker
- Svetlana
- Tammy Faye Bakker
- Tammy Faye Bakker
- Johann Benét
- Johann Benét
- Neena Bidasha
- Clerk's Daughter #1
- Veena Bidasha
- Clerk's Daughter #2
- Scott Hartman
- Bartolomeo Vanzetti
- Tom Hughes
- Personal Assistant
- Toby Huss
- Ansel Adams
- Sal Iacono
- Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum
- Tom Kenny
- Gay Costume Designer
- Subash Kundanmal
- Convenience Store Clerk
- Bob Legionaire
- Charlton Heston
- Eric Marseglia
- Burt Ward
- Paul Motley
- Ernie Banks
- Geoff Pierson
- President of Show Business
- Colin Quinn
- Talk Show Guest
- Roger Rose
- Reporter
- Dave Sheridan
- Travis Bickle
- Laura Silverman
- Frances Farmer
- Tom Stern
- Yurgi
- Jill Sundeen
- Nadia
- Toshi Toda
- Hiroshima Nagasaki
- Vini
- Convenience Store Clerk's Wife
- Wayne Wilderson
- Nicola Sacco
