- Billy Crystal
- Billy Crystal / Harry Burns
- Helen Mirren
- Sharon
- Mike Tyson
- State Trooper #1
- Maya Rudolph
- Maya Rudolph
- Seve Esposito
- Pete
- Martin Dusig
- (uncredited)
- Josh Fadem
- Movie Executive #2
- Dylan Foley
- (uncredited)
- Jennifer Crystal Foley
- (uncredited)
- Jenifer Lewis
- Retirement Home Waitress
- Catherine Lydon
- (uncredited)
- Andrew Elvis Miller
- (uncredited)
- Blusette Miller
- (uncredited)
- Poppy Louise Miller
- Soccer Player
- Mike O'Malley
- State Trooper #2
- Rob Reiner
- Rob Reiner
- Rob Riggle
- Soccer Coach
- Adam Scott
- Movie Executive #1
- David Sherman
- (uncredited)
- Renée Taylor
- (uncredited)
- Ali Wong
- Movie Executive #3
- Sara Wyle
- (uncredited)
