- Joe Heaps Nelson
- Freegan #1
- Roman Primitivo Albert
- Freegan #2
- Jim Melloan
- Cop #1
- George Courney
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- Jazmin Silver
- Harassed Woman
- Mike Amato
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- Marc Slanger
- Professor Ramdass
- Todd Montesi
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- Faceboy
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- Rachel Cleary
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- Amanda Flowers
- Ringus
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- Liquor Store Customer Who Shits Self
- Walter Gambine
- Liquor Store Owner's Wife
- Robert Prichard
- Liquor Store Owner
- Darryl Lavare
- Officer Hymen
- Rachel Trachtenburg
- Candy
- Dylan Mars Greenberg
- Brad
- Shin Smoke
- Liquor Store Customer / Evil Man
- John S. Hall
- Goldman Sachs Dick
- Todd Seavey
- Goldman Sachs Dick
- Reverend Jen Miller
- Werewolf Bitch #1
- Scooter Pie
- Werewolf Bitch #2
- Paige A. Flash
- Werewolf Bitch #3
- Remick Benice
- Sleepy 911 Respondent
- Eric Blair
- MTA Dick
- Max Husten
- The Angriest Boy
- Karolina Zaniesienko
- Sad Girl
- Ben Leiman
- NYU Prick
- Andrew Whalen
- Homophobe
- Tom Tenney
- Closet Homo
- Rev Jen Junior
- Queen Ursulla
- Summer Greenberg
- Queen Ursulla
- Angela Muto
- 100% Navajo Indian of Uncertain Sex Who Fought in I-Wrack
- Charles Gaskins
- Harmony Day Rock Star
- Michele Carlo
- Face Painter
- Louisa Ashleigh
- Scared Woman
- Jennifer Glick
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- Bruce Ronn
- Mime
- Dave Hill
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- Janeane Garofalo
- Pretentious Art Gallery Goer
- John Bowman
- Gallery Victim
- Drunk Jerry
- Drunk Jerry
- Lloyd Kaufman
- The Mayor
- John King
- Angry Citizen
- Jurgen Azazel Munster
- Woolworth's Customer
- Sean Patrick Monistat
- Gallery Man
- John Thomas Foster
- The Fake Jan of the Werewolf Bitches / The Rollerblader / Westboro Man
- Neva Gentlman
- Woolworth's Goth / Westboro Shmuck
- Rosalie Knox
- Soothsayer
- Dan Correll
- Pussy Guy
- Max Gnar
- Stumpknut
- Daniele LaBoca
- Hoolahoop Maniac
- John Patrick Brennan
- Bacon Cheeseburger
- Kellie Burke
- Dick Lover
- Deidre Keen
- Young Frenulum
- Liz Colantuoni
- Woolworth's Patron
- Cory 'Whorse' Kimbrow-Dana
- Liquor Store Man
- Scott Newman
- Woolworth's Punk
- The Toxic Avenger
- The Toxic Avenger
