- Ken Donovan
- Charlie (segment "Condom Cops")
- Philip Morton
- Ed (segment "Condom Cops") / Announcer (segment "Pleez Press On") / Ralph (segment "Tractor") (as Phil Morton)
- Caroline Jett
- Charlotte (segment "Condom Cops")
- William Knopke
- Bartender (segment "Condom Cops)
- Tommy Blaze
- Lieutenant (segment "Condom Cops") / Aaron Fishcakes (segment "Bargain Basement") / Ted Smith (segment "Psychiatrist") / Randy (segment "Just Friends") / Man (segment "Pleez Press On") / Vern (segment "Tractor") / Tony (segment "Slasher")
- William Smith
- Trooper (segment "Condom Cops")
- David O'Hara
- Undercover Cop (segment "Condom Cops)
- John Whittington
- Undercover Cop (segment "Condom Cops)
- Kerry Glamsch
- Doctor (segment "Condom Cops")
- John Huls
- Sadistic Assistant (segment "Condom Cops")
- Paul Murphy
- Dan Tibbs (segment "World at War")
- Michelle Hunt
- Maria Gonzalez Smith (segment "World at War")
- Michael DuMouchel
- CIA Agent (segment "World at War")
- Doug Martin
- CIA Agent (segment "World at War")
- Greg Thompson
- CIA Agent (segment "World at War")
- Al Pazo
- Louis Esteban (segment "World at War")
- Sandy Rogers
- Charlie Pinebowl (segment "World at War")
- Kim Houle
- Siren (segment "Bargain Basement") / Jaded Girl (segment "Just Friends") / Siren (segment "Tractor") / Lisa Piltdown (segment "Time Channel")
- Meaghan Prester
- Siren (segment "Bargain Basement") / Zombie (segment "Just Friends") / Siren (segment "Tractor")
- Terri Swift
- Siren (segment "Bargain Basement") / Zombie (segment "Just Friends") / Woman (segment "Pleez Press On") / Siren (segment "Tractor") / Spivey Upman (segment "Time Channel")
- George N. Cahill III
- Chipingsly (segment "I'm Sorry")
- Gloria Bailey
- Elenore (segment "I'm Sorry")
- Anne Spicer
- Annette (segment "I'm Sorry")
- Jim Smith
- Dr. Dollbrite (segment "Psychiatrist")
- Melanie Steilen
- Cissy (segment "Just Friends")
- Amy Ragg
- Wendy (segment "Just Friends")
- Rebecca Spires
- Mother (segment "Just Friends")
- Art Langan
- Father (segment "Just Friends")
- Joshua Schulman
- Son (segment "Just Friends")
- Steve DuMouchel
- Jake (segment "Macho Man")
- Jim Joyce
- Rock (segment "Macho Man")
- Steve Mountan
- Stone (segment "Macho Man")
- Mark Frierson
- Victim (segment "Pleez Press On")
- Scott Auld
- Announcer (segment "Any Questions")
- Roger P. Schulman
- Roger Hills (segment "Time Channel")
- Keith Arsenault
- Reporter (segment "Time Channel")
- Marybeth Young
- Julie (segment "Slasher")
- Mick Lazinski
- Bobby (segment "Slasher")
- Sheri Cook
- Karen (segment "Slasher")
- Scott Isert
- Rick (segment "Slasher")
- Jack G. Spirtos
- Warren (segment "Slasher")
