- Keith Luckett
- Gordon Jr.
- James Walters
- Newscaster
- Philip Luther
- Gordon Gordon
- Norman Fields
- Clifford Bradley
- George 'Buck' Flower
- Rex Boorski
- Sandy Dempsey
- Actress
- Con Covert
- Make-Up Man
- Robyn Hilton
- Inga
- Wayne Chapman
- Actor
- Angela Carnon
- Mrs. Gordon
- Lindis Guinness
- Sponsor
- Roy Esser
- Sponsor
- B.G. Fisher
- Sponsor
- Mel Yoder
- Sponsor
- Charles Egan
- Sponsor
- Cheryl Smith
- 'Twinkle Twat' Girl
- George Peters
- 'Twinkle Twat' Boy
- Starlyn Simone
- Housewife / Sunbather
- Lydon Longmore
- Milkman
- Jack King
- Husband
- Bill Temple
- Irving Hamstrung
- Lawrence Gabriel Jr.
- Milton Schwartz
- Charles McCoy
- Salvatore Russo
- Walt Barthel
- Sancho Wienerhauser
- Linda York
- 'Dial-A-Snatch' Girl
- Jacqueline Giroux
- Patient / Virginia (as Robyn Whitting)
- Marius Mazmanian
- Psychiatrist
- Bee Eddels
- TV Viewer
- Charlotte Diane King
- TV Viewer
- Terri Johnson
- Anita
- Nora Holliday
- Mother
- David Orange
- Killer
- John Boyd
- Camera Operator
- Peter Pilafian
- Sound Recordist
- Don Gulick
- Wild Camera Operator
- Tony DeCarlo
- Boom-Man
- Rick Rosenthal
- Slate-Man
- Bill Jolitz
- Still Photographer
- Wally K. Berns
- Doctor
- Duane Paulsen
- Hemorrhoid Sufferer
- Steve Treadwell
- Man From Rhoid-Away
- John Alderman
- Beach Ball Poet
- Herb Graham
- Chairman of the Board
- Heather Vale
- Clarissa Richardson
- Walter Prince
- Mr. Richardson
- Tracy Handfuss
- Pamela Flanders
- Millee Spears
- Girl
- Marva Farmer
- Girl
- Steve Wall
- Joe
- Paul C. Truman
- Bernie
- Gil
- First Rapee
- Maria Arnold
- Second Rapee
- Lenny Scorpio
- Turnip Twin
- Sue Marrow
- TV Viewer
- Marilyn Rose
- TV Viewer
- Bernie Scorpio
- Turnip Twin
- Ralph Richmond
- Umpire
- Kimberly Hyde
- Claudine
- Celenthia Monett
- Diana
- Paul Orange
- Turnkey
- Robert Gough
- Announcer
- Phillip Simms
- Luther Grady
- Keith Erickson
- Cab Driver
- Jan Mitchell
- Reporter
- William Kirschner
- Reporter
