- Phil Vischer
- Pa Grape / Percy Pea / Ben Haramed (Mr. Nezzer) / Ali (Mr. Lunt) / Oui (Phillipe Pea) / Bernie (Jimmy Gourd) / Jimmy Gourd / Bob the Tomato / Archibald Asparagus / Melchoir (Bob the Tomato) / Gaspar (Archibald Asparagus) (voice)
- Lisa Vischer
- Junior Asparagus / Aaron (Junior) (voice)
- Anthony Field
- Dad Asparagus / Benjamin
- Emma Watkins
- Mom Asparagus / Leah
- Keri Pagetta
- Laura Carrot
- Maggie Roberts
- Annie Onion
- Miles Fuqua
- Baa-Baa the Lamb / Samson the Donkey / Joshua the Camel (voice)
- Scott Burik
- Roman Army Soldier #1
- John Cenatiempo
- Roman Army Soldier #2
- Nico Coucke
- Male Desert Walker
- Jimmy Hays
- Man Riding Donkey
- Mike Nawrocki
- Mai (Jean Claude Pea) / Jerry Gourd / Oscar the Polish Caterer (voice)
- Reed Luplau
- Desert Dancer #1
- Luke Broadlick
- Desert Dancer #2
- Gee Alexander
- Desert Dancer #3
- Christopher Attadia
- Desert Dancer #4
- Philip Albuquerque
- Desert Dancer #5
- Oleg Ossayenko
- Guy with Soda
- Vergi Rodriguez
- Girl with Soda
- Holly Schutzer
- Girl with Soda
- Shane Geraghty
- Jerusalem Guy
- Edward Gabree
- Jerusalem Guy
- Mariusz Kubicki
- Jerusalem Guy
- Chris Cenatiempo
- Jerusalem Dancer
- Victor Paguia
- Jerusalem Dancer
- J.C. Robaina
- Jerusalem Dancer
- Thomas Place
- Jerusalem Cop
- Murray Cook
- Silly Song Announcer
- Steven Strait
- Liam the Human / Belthasar (Liam the Human)
- Aaron Vexler
- Sheepherder #2
- Christopher Place
- Shocked Roman
- Ian Mclaughlin
- Looking Wiseman
- G.A. Aguilar
- Looking Wiseman
- Bill Anagnos
- Looking Wiseman
- Dan Brown
- Jesus of Nazareth
- Jill Brown
- Mary (Mother of Jesus)
- Luke Vexler
- Smiling Wiseman #1
- Mark Fichera
- Smiling Wiseman #2
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Smiling Wiseman #3
- Vincent Spano
- Security Guard #1
- Jodi Pynn Gabree
- Security Guard #2
- Kevin Clash
- Baa-Baa the Lamb Puppeteer
- Pam Arciero
- Joshua the Camel Puppeteer
- Bill Barretta
- Samson the Donkey Puppeteer
