- Adrian Quihuis
- Gunslinger / Zaroot / Peabody / Grandpa / Bum
- Matty Arnold
- Puppet Police Guard / Hartley Ryan (as Matthew Arnold)
- Steven Beacon
- Steven Beacon
- Maria Blasucci
- Maria
- Katie Bogart Ward
- Holly
- Dave Cartledge
- Doug
- Genisus Du Toit
- Orphan
- Heather Du Toit
- Orphan Mother
- Kevin Du Toit
- Orphan Father
- Sam Du Toit
- Sammy
- Ricky Faust
- Steven's Band Manager
- Rhoda Fell
- Grandpa's old flame
- Jesse Flores
- Transexual Stripper
- Chris Foran
- Loopy Chickenshorts
- Ariel Gardner
- Mime 2
- Mason Hallberg
- Fallen Zaroot Brother
- Lindsay Harbert
- Annette
- Allegra Hollenbeck
- Steven's New Girlfriend
- Alex Kavutskiy
- Mime 3
- Maggy Keegan
- Maggy
- John King
- Koompa
- Rick Kurek
- Didgeridooman
- Kerr Lordygan
- Kenny Addiction Man
- Amanda Lund
- Goldielocks
- Julia Miranda
- Lesbian Girlfriend 2
- Christophe K. Myers
- Keyboard man
- Matt O'Neill
- Rhino Lips
- Kayt Reichert
- Lesbian Girlfriend 1
- Erica Rhodes
- Summer
- James Riseden
- Scott 'Tugs' Mcgavin
- Johnny Ro'que
- Paintball Guy
- Mariah Robinson
- Gidgett kootiebottom / Play Actor 2
- Alex Sanborn
- Play Actor 3
- Evan Shafran
- Diapermouth
- Aaron Shannon
- Punab
- Margaret Shoop
- Sign Language Person
- Steve Todey
- DownHill Bicyclist
- Jeremiah Turner
- Mime 1
- Jennifer Lee Weaver
- Prostitute Girlfriend
- Faith Willman
- Head Orphanage master
