- 'Weird Al' Yankovic
- George Newman
- Victoria Jackson
- Teri
- Kevin McCarthy
- R.J. Fletcher
- Michael Richards
- Stanley Spadowski
- David Bowe
- Bob
- Stanley Brock
- Uncle Harvey
- Anthony Geary
- Philo
- Trinidad Silva
- Raul Hernandez
- Gedde Watanabe
- Kuni
- Billy Barty
- Noodles
- John Paragon
- Richard Fletcher
- Fran Drescher
- Pamela Finklestein
- Sue Ane Langdon
- Aunt Esther
- David Proval
- Head Thug
- Grant James
- Killer Thug
- Emo Philips
- Joe Earley
- Jay Levey
- Gandhi
- Brian Routh
- The Kipper Kids
- Martin von Haselberg
- The Kipper Kids
- Ludie C. Washington
- Cameraman
- Vance Colvig Jr.
- Bum
- Travis Knight
- Billy
- Nik Hagler
- FCC Man
- Robert K. Weiss
- Bartender
- Eldon G. Hallum
- Spatula Husband
- Sherry Engstrom
- Spatula Wife
- Sara Allen
- Spatula Neighbor
- Bob Hungerford
- Sy Greenblum
- John Cadenhead
- Crazy Ernie
- Francis M. Carlson
- Blind Man
- Ivan Green
- Earl Ramsey
- Adam Maras
- Joel Miller
- Joseph Witt
- Little Weasel
- Tony Frank
- Teri's Father
- Billie Lee Thrash
- Teri's Mother
- Barry Friedman
- Fletcher Cronie #1
- Kevin Roden
- Fletcher Cronie #2
- Lisa R. Stefanic
- Phyllis Weaver
- Nancy Johnson
- Big Edna
- Debbie Mathieu
- Betty
- Wilma Jeanne Cummins
- Little Old Lady
- Cliff Stephens
- Animal Deliveryman
- Jim West
- Band: Guitar
- Steve Jay
- Band: Bass Guitar
- Jon Schwartz
- Band: Drums
- Kim Bullard
- Band: Keyboard
- Barry Hansen
- Whipped Cream Eater
- Bob Maras
- Thug #3
- George Fisher
- Thug #4
- Tony Salome
- Guide #1
- Joe Restivo
- Guide #2
- Charles Marsh
- Yodeler
- Belinda Bauer
- Mud Wrestler
- Lori Wagner
- Mud Wrestler
- Patrick Thomas O'Brien
- Satan
- Roger Callard
- Conan the Librarian
- Robert Frank
- Timid Man
- Jeff Maynard
- Boy with Books
- M.G. Kelly
- Promo Announcer
- Jay Gardner
- Promo Announcer
- John Harlan
- Promo Announcer
- Jim Rose
- Promo Announcer
- Adam Clarke
- Kid in Audience
- Tamara Clatterbuck
- Talk Show Guest - Dominatrix
- Kenwick Cook
- Party Guest
- Herbert Glucksman
- Gorbachev
- Rhias Hall
- Kimberly Hall
- Michael W. Hogan
- Son in the Cemetery
- Marlo Holly
- Donor at Telethon
- Jeff E Howard
- Donor at Telethon
- David Dillinger Jefferis
- Spatula City Shopper
- Allan Lay
- Surfer
- Kathy O'Bryan-Huber
- Secretary
- Gigi Orsillo
- Spatula's Daughter
- Gary Sievers
- Disco Dancer
- Christy Tate
- Playhouse Audience
