- John Goodman
- Louis Fyne
- Annie McEnroe
- Kay Culver
- Jo Harvey Allen
- The Lying Woman
- Spalding Gray
- Earl Culver
- Alix Elias
- The Cute Woman
- Roebuck 'Pops' Staples
- Mr. Tucker
- Tito Larriva
- Ramon
- John Ingle
- The Preacher
- Matthew Posey
- The Computer Guy
- David Byrne
- Narrator / Lip-Syncher
- Swoosie Kurtz
- The Lazy Woman
- Amy Buffington
- Linda Culver
- Richard Dowlearn
- Larry Culver
- Capucine De Wulf
- The Little Girl on the Road
- Cynthia Gould
- Factory Girl #1
- Kelly Wright
- Factory Girl #2
- Hinpheth Siharath
- Laotian Factory Worker
- Phyllis Wallace
- Woman at Plant
- Linda McCauley
- Louis' Date at Chinese Restaurant
- Marian Henley
- Moonstone
- Huey P. Meaux
- Wild Wild Life Club DJ / VJ
- Connie Deaton
- Lip-Syncher
- Jerry Harrison
- Lip-Syncher
- Meredith Zednick
- Lip-Syncher
- Alonzo Richard
- Lip-Syncher
- Chrissy Miller
- Lip-Syncher
- Tony Reynolds
- Lip-Syncher
- Eric Thorngren
- Lip-Syncher
- Stephen Seybold
- Lip-Syncher
- Tina Weymouth
- Lip-Syncher
- Chris Frantz
- Lip-Syncher
- Vangie Barefoot
- Lip-Syncher
- Keith Algier
- Lip-Syncher
- Freeman Beatty
- Lip-Syncher
- Ronna Cohen
- Air Band
- Rex Taylor Smith
- Air Band
- Scott Valentine
- Air Band
- James Jackson
- Singing Watchman
- Angus G. Wynne III
- Dancing Businessman
- Cora Cardona
- Margie Ortiz
- Andrew Barach
- Laughing Headline Reader #1
- Gregory Gunter
- Laughing Headline Reader #2
- Ric Spiegel
- Passerby in Mall
- Tom De Nolf
- Friend of Passerby
- Ed Geldart
- Grandfather in Mall
- Ray Coahran
- Fashion Show Band
- Ken Chambers
- Fashion Show Band
- Daniel Marder
- Fashion Show Band
- Bale Allen
- Teenage Boy in Field
- Liz Moore
- Teenage Girl in Field
- Jim Colegrove
- Gospel Band
- Tonney Watts
- Gospel Band
- Vernon Watts
- Gospel Band
- Frank Smith
- Man in Church
- L.T. Felty
- Duck Hunter
- David Averett
- Duck Hunter
- Evelyn Box
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Kevin Box
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Kenan Crinion
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Jason Liebrecht
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- William McDaniel
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Brian Monroe
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Jessica Pendland
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- Michael Pendland
- 'Hey Now' Kid
- John Pritchett
- Sound Man
- Esteban Jordan
- Dance Club Band / Ramon's Band (as Steve Jordan)
- Christopher Johnson
- Mr. Tucker's Son
- Tyler Apache Belles
- Precision Dancers
- Sumter Bruton
- Louis Fyne's Country Bachelors
- Charles Connour
- Dueling Auctioneer
- Chris Douridas
- Teenage Boy Ventriloquist
- Randy Erwin
- Yodeler
- Otis Gray
- Yo-Yo Duet
- Art Guinn
- Louis Fyne's Country Bachelors
- Heather Hanks
- Teenage Girl Ventriloquist
- Henry Kissinger
- Self (segment "Puzzling Evidence")
- Bob Lukeman
- Louis Fyne's Country Bachelors
- Ronald Reagan
- Self (segment "Puzzling Evidence")
- Norman Seaton
- Dueling Auctioneer
- Louis Black
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
- Ponty Bone
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
- Emma Byrne
- Waitress in Mall
- Carl Finch
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band / Man in Wood Suit at Fashion Show (uncredited)
- Gene Pool Harding
- Man in Grass Suit at Fashion Show
- Bubba Hernandez
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
- Victor Kiam
- Self (segment "Love for Sale")
- Mitch Marine
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
- Larry McPhail
- Crowd member
- John Morthland
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
- Richard Nixon
- Self (segment "Puzzling Evidence")
- Christina Patoski
- Woman in Big Headpiece in Fashion Show
- Lynn Pressman-Raymond
- Fashion Show Audience Member
- Lori Randolph
- Blonde Little Girl
- Leesa Rowland
- Blonde in Nightclub
- Richard Rowland
- (uncredited)
- Ed Ward
- The Happy Wanderers Strictly Accordion Marching Band
