- Jane Jensen
- Juliet Capulet
- Will Keenan
- Tromeo Que
- Valentine Miele
- Murray Martini
- William Beckwith
- Cappy Capulet
- Steve Gibbons
- London Arbuckle
- Sean Gunn
- Sammy Capulet
- Debbie Rochon
- Ness
- Lemmy
- The Narrator
- Stephen Blackehart
- Benny Que
- Flip Brown
- Father Lawrence
- Patrick Connor
- Tyrone Capulet
- Earl McKoy
- Monty Que
- Gene Terinoni
- Detective Ernie Scalus
- Wendy Adams
- Ingrid Capulet
- Tamara Marie Watson
- Georgie Capulet
- Antonia Lurie
- Brittany
- Jacqueline Tavarez
- Rosy
- Steve Loniewski
- Harry
- John Fiske
- Vic
- Garon Peterson
- Fu Chang
- Tiffany Shepis
- Peter
- Joe Fleishaker
- 1-900 Hunk
- Peter James Kelsch
- Bluto Fitzgibbon
- Manon Kelley
- CD Rom Woman
- Joseph Anthony
- Fabio - Penis Monster Guy
- Caroline Smith
- Pauline
- Steve Roberts
- Fellow with Disgusting Larva
- Liz Ip
- Girl in Opium Den
- James Gunn
- Found a Peanut Father
- Kathleen Warner Yeates
- Found a Peanut Mother
- Brian Stefanovic
- Found a Peanut Kid
- Marko Stefanovic
- Found a Peanut Kid
- Lloyd Kaufman
- Found His Penis - After Much Searching / Guy Spitting Water
- Marc Manfro
- Cop
- Craig Adams
- Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
- Charis Michelsen
- Person of the Female Persuasion with Very Good Hearing
- Merle Allin
- Biker Dude
- Neil Ruddy
- Nice Man Hit by Car!!!
- Lauren Danielle Gold
- Cissy
- Karl Unger Jr.
- Carl
- Ralph Villela
- Guy Who Says 'You got to work hard to get ahead in life' and Then Looks at the Camera
- Lisbeth Kaufman
- Mutant Kid
- Charlotte Kaufman
- Mutant Kid
- Evan Roberts
- Boy Dancing in Field with Father Lawrence
- Giovanni Giaconi
- Giovanni
- Brian McCarey
- Guy Who Got Pissed Off Sitting Around to Do a Nude Scene All Day and then We Cut Him Out of the Film
- Wesley Walker
- Dog Wearing Visor
- David Bertolino
- Guy Spitting Water
- Brian Fox
- Bill Shakespeare
- Bruce Alexander
- Punk Rock Dancer
- Bruce Alexander
- Dancing Punk
- Jason Green
- Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
- Ami James
- Man Outside Axis Body Piercing
- Ron Jeremy
- Tromaville Citizen
- John Jesse
- Thorn (Band)
- Roy Mayorga
- Thorn (Band)
- Purple Pam
- Slut
