- Bill A. Jones
- Serious Announcer
- Jeff Goldblum
- Chef Goldblum
- Bob Odenkirk
- Schlaaang Announcer
- Frank Slaten
- Super Seat Customer
- Bob Ross
- Bob Ross
- Ronnie Rodriguez
- Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp
- Nancy Stelle
- Woman on Paris Street
- Jean-Michel Richaud
- Paris Policeman
- Marilyn Porayko
- Woman Being Ticketed
- Erica Durance
- Paris Waitress
- Tim Heidecker
- Tim Heidecker
- Eric Wareheim
- Eric Wareheim
- Robert Loggia
- Tommy Schlaaang
- William Atherton
- Earle Swinter
- Michael Gross
- Narrator
- Jon Baggio
- Jason
- Kristopher Logan
- Studio Executive 1
- Andy Earnest Spencer
- Studio Executive 2
- Christopher Guckenberger
- Studio Executive 3
- John Downey III
- Cornell
- Mary Bly
- Mrs. Heidecker
- Lillian Adams
- Mrs. Wareheim
- Jay Mawhinney
- Bartender
- Loki
- Tattoo Artist
- Harry Elmayan
- Delivery Man
- Tennessee Luke
- Tennessee Winston Luke
- Robert Axelrod
- Robert Axelrod
- Ted Neubauer
- Man on Street
- Dena Roe
- Woman on Street
- Twink Caplan
- Katie
- Kimberly Ables Jindra
- Woman Giving Birth
- Kirk Diedrich
- Roy
- Doug Foster
- Customer
- Matt O'Toole
- Reggie
- Noah Spencer
- Jeffrey
- Ray Wise
- Dr. Doone Struts
- Rae Sunshine Lee
- Shrim God 1
- Palmer Scott
- Shrim God 2
- Mobin Khan
- El Hat Proprietor
- James Quall
- James Quall
- Cole Carl Mangham
- Shrim Kid #1
- Zachariah James-Jadon Evans
- Shrim Kid #2
- Frunzik Ayvazyan Jr.
- Shrim Kid #3
- Joshua Briscoe
- Shrim Kid #4
- Todd Wagner
- Hobo
- Gabriel Bartalos
- Wolf Puppeteer
- Howie Slater
- Steven Spielberg
- David Liebe Hart
- David Liebe Hart
- Will Ferrell
- Damien Weebs
- Will Forte
- Allen Bishopman
- Zach Galifianakis
- Jim Joe
- John C. Reilly
- Taquito
- Ron Austar
- (uncredited)
- Julie Berlin
- Club Guest
- Mark Cuban
- Self
- Dita de Leon
- Cocaine Girl
- Bob Druwing
- (uncredited)
- Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
- Hippie Dude
- Giovanni V. Giusti
- Dreadlocks Stoner Grunt
- Tanese Gray
- (uncredited)
- Sire James
- (uncredited)
- Azmyth Kaminski
- Dreadlocks
- Carol Kraft
- (uncredited)
- Maynor Lopez
- Janitor / Mall Employee (uncredited)
- Doug Lussenhop
- (uncredited)
- Ron Lynch
- (uncredited)
- A.D. Miles
- (uncredited)
- Tricia Nangkal
- Cocaine Girl #1
- Samuel Proof
- Raz
- Michael Q. Schmidt
- (uncredited)
- Chuck Spitler
- (uncredited)
- Ron Stark
- (uncredited)
- Warren Stearns
- (uncredited)
- Corinne Vien
- Private School Girl #3
