- Tom Basden
- Coat / Garlic (voice)
- Margaret Cabourn-Smith
- Washing Machine / Toilet (voice)
- Natalie Cassidy
- Sofa / Satsuma (voice)
- Fergus Craig
- Salt / Razor (voice)
- Jot Davies
- Dan
- Les Dennis
- Hob
- Masashi Fujimoto
- TV
- Colin Hoult
- Pepper / Toothbrush / Wine (voice)
- Kerry Howard
- Dan's Girlfriend
- Dom Joly
- Turntable
- Susy Kane
- Coat / Toothbrush / Egg (voice)
- Haruka Kuroda
- TV Remote
- Andrew Lawrence
- Toaster / Egg (voice)
- Leslie Phillips
- Grandfather Clock
