- Matt Jenkins
- Jenkins
- Bob Ondek
- Bob
- Pat Tanner
- Pat
- Brian Madore
- Madore / Angry Meat Worker
- Carolyne Burgess
- Deirdre Boyle
- Ed Reed
- Timmy
- Joe Zethner
- Joe Boyle
- Randy Paradis
- Bill - Grocery Manager
- Monica Banta
- Monica - Meat Manager
- Pdoug Nadeau
- Newman - Grocery
- Mike Norman
- Mike - Grocery
- Matt Duckett
- Duckett - Bakery
- Chris Nash
- Kilroy - Produce
- Kristen Savage
- Kristen - Cashier
- Erika Keith
- Erika - Cashier
- Steve Burgess
- Beaver - Service Clerk
- Cassidy Hebert
- Cassidy - Courtesy Booth
- Dave Modzelewski
- Big Dave Modz - Frozen Foods
- Tom Schall
- Hobo
- Pratik Patel
- Pratik - Seafood
- Greg Rabus
- Accordion Greg - Seafood
- Andrew Rogala
- Shades - Produce
- Seth MacIntosh
- Sauerkraut - Produce
- Dave Therrien
- Capitan Communism - Produce
- Timothy Norman
- One-Eyed Stormin - Produce
- Dave Zahner
- Karl Ruprecht Kroenen Jr. - Produce
- Mike Schmidt
- Sergeant Pepper - Produce
- Jay Taylor
- Jay Tay - Bakery
- Matt Reardon
- Beaker - Deli
- Matt Rooney
- Rooney - Deli
- Craig Clark
- Craig - Meat
- Adam Sander
- Adam - Meat
- Charlene Bonan
- Charlene - Meat
- Sharon Mulka
- Sharon - Meat
- William Prenetta
- Bill - Town Board
- Christine Church
- Anne Lecross - Townsperson
- Claire Mesel
- Town Board Secretary
- Matt Cagnetta
- Legal Representative From S-Mart Corporation
- Kyle Caputo
- Dago Enforcer From S-Mart Corporation
- Brian Fries
- T-Shirt Customer
- Nicki LaPorte
- Girl Who Slaps Madore
- Matt Pozzato
- Mini Matt
- Connor Defemia
- Paperboy
- Nicole Dessert
- Seafood Customer
- Lisa Defemia
- Bottle Returning Customer
- Eileen Tanner
- Angry Kielbasa Customer
- Connor Norman
- Crutchy
- Leah Nicholas
- She-Crutch
- Elaine Nash
- Pie Lover
- Mark Glaser
- Rum Robber
- Sebastian Lovallo
- Peanut-Butter-Questing Customer
- Mary Anne Walsh
- Complaining Customer
- Katie Walsh
- Complaining Customer's Daughter
- Travis Sweeny
- Utterly Ignored Customer
- Martin Dory
- Cop 1
- Theodore Baron
- Cop 2
- Diane Madore
- Madore's Mom
- Arnold Madore
- Madore's Dad
- Matt Zagura
- Shot-Taking College Dick
- Jordan Pike
- Shit-Talking College Dick
- Mary Zagura
- College Dick's Main Squeeze
- Mary Jenkins
- Mrs. Jenkins
- Sean Fowler
- Distant Voice
