- Rich Crankshaw
- Tim Marshall
- Katie Semine
- Snakebite Dana
- Tim Simmons
- Rufus Maddox
- Pia Raunjak
- Hannah Strauss
- Renato Quilalang
- R. Victor Conran
- Carrie Leigh Snodgrass
- Kate Miller
- John Harris
- Clerk / Junkie Man / Additional Voices (voice)
- Abby Elvidge
- College Girl
- Lacey Frickx
- Teen
- Bonnie Gordon
- TV Host
- J.R. Jaus
- Boss
- Dawson McKay
- Random Man on TV
- Turner Battle
- Construction Worker
