- Steve Coogan
- Simon Garden
- Emma Gilmour
- Secretary
- Susan Jane Tanner
- Stern Woman
- Iain Mitchell
- Tribunal Chairman
- James Smith
- Tribunal Man
- Om Puri
- George
- Steven Waddington
- Jeff
- Ben Miller
- Colin
- Emma Williams
- Kirsty
- Stephen Dillane
- Inspector Burton
- Bruce McGregor
- First Policeman
- Lena Headey
- Emma
- Justin Burrows
- Mills
- Marc Goodhall
- Death / Student (as Marc Goodall)
- Clive Kneller
- Deacon
- John Henshaw
- Cochran
- Buster Reeves
- First Hardman
- Brian Nickels
- Second Hardman
- Terence Mann
- Desk Sergeant
- Jake Abraham
- Seedy Bloke
- Jo-Anne Knowles
- TV Interviewer
- Eiji Kusuhara
- Japanese Businessman
- Togo Igawa
- Japanese Businessman
- Kate Deakin
- Club Receptionist
- David J. Nicholls
- Bill
- Francesca Hall
- Club Manageress
- Olga Grahame
- Jeff's Mam
- Jenny Agutter
- Victor's Wife
- Hazel Douglas
- Old Lady in Art Gallery
- Victoria Gould
- First Security Guard
- Natasha Alexander
- Second Security Guard
- Simon Pegg
- Deflated Husband
- Julia Davis
- Insinuating Wife
- Bernard Wrigley
- Bike Group Leader
- Alan Clarke
- Lycra Crusty
- Kevin Malloy
- Alarm Company Operator
- Richard Sinnott
- Bank Manager
- Iain McKee
- Second Policeman
- Peter Rylands
- Third Policeman
- Donna Henry
- WPC at Service Station
- Sue McCormick
- Garage Customer
- Elaine Barnett
- Sales Assistant
- June Broughton
- Old Lady
- Amy Shaw
- Old Lady
- Geoff Oldham
- Mayor
- Peter Armitage
- Chief Constable
- Andrew Norris
- Fourth Policeman
- Nayef Rashed
- Victor in Disguise
- Will Tacey
- Fifth Policeman
- Omar Sharif
- Victor
- Peter Martin
- Tom
- Peter McSweeney
- Boy in Museum
- Andrew Bennett
- Boy Walking
- Marshall Claffy
- Roller Coaster Rider
- Sarah Desmond
- Zoe
- Steve Farrell
- Extra
- Ryan Kruger
- Protester
- Jason Redshaw
- Barman
