The Onion

Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Series Directed by

Will Graham
(117 episodes, 2007-2010)
J.J. Adler
(73 episodes, 2007-2011)
Lang Fisher
(30 episodes, 2007-2010)
Dan Mirk
(16 episodes, 2009-2010)
David Sidorov
(9 episodes, 2013-2015)
Ben Hayflick
(7 episodes, 2008-2009)
Scott Dikkers
(6 episodes, 2007-2008)
Geoff Haggerty
(5 episodes, 2010)
Chris Kelly
(4 episodes, 2010)
Jj Shebesta
(3 episodes, 2012)
Sam West
(1 episode, 2010)
Jon Watts
(1 episode, 2012)

Series Writing Credits

Jon Bershad
(14 episodes, 2016-2018)
Alexander Blechman
(writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Haw Cheng
(written by) (1 episode, 2009)
Dominic Dierkes
(staff writer) (25 episodes, 2008)
Kevin Eis
(contributing writer) (1 episode, 2009)
Alex Firer
(contributing writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Lang Fisher
(78 episodes, 2008-2011)
Lang Fisher
(writer) (2 episodes, 2011)
Curtis Gwinn
(writer) (1 episode, 2009)
Geoff Haggerty
(15 episodes, 2010)
Geoff Haggerty
(writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Casper Kelly
(writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Chris Kelly
(78 episodes, 2009-2011)
Chris Kelly
(writer) (3 episodes, 2011)
Chris Kelly
(staff writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Sam Kemmis
(writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Dan Klein
(10 episodes, 2012-2013)
Matt Klinman
(writer) (1 episode, 2011)
Carol Kolb
(head writer) (226 episodes, 2007-2011)
Ed Kuehnel
(concept) (2 episodes, 2009)
Jack Kukoda
(92 episodes, 2007-2010)
Jack Kukoda
(staff writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Jeff Loveness
(1 episode, 2010)
Arthur Meyer
(contributing writer) (2 episodes, 2011)
Dan Mirk
(221 episodes, 2007-2011)
Dan Mirk
(staff writer) (1 episode, 2010)
Dan Mirk
(writer) (1 episode, 2011)
Michael Pielocik
(260 episodes, 2007-2012)
Seth Reiss
(head writer) (103 episodes, 2011-2013)
Brian Santa Maria
(contributing writer) (10 episodes, 2007-2009)
Chris Sartinsky
(19 episodes, 2009-2010)
Chris Sartinsky
(writer) (4 episodes, 2009)
Chris Sartinsky
(written by) (1 episode, 2010)
Nate Shelkey
(contributing writer) (25 episodes, 2007-2011)
David Sidorov
(writer) (10 episodes, 2012-2015)
Mike Simses
(written by) (1 episode, 2009)
Joe Wengert
(written by) (1 episode, 2008)
Tony Werner
(contributing writer) (15 episodes, 2007-2009)
Sam West
(95 episodes, 2007-2011)
Sam West
(staff writer) (2 episodes, 2009-2010)
Sam West
(writer) (1 episode, 2011)

Series Cast

Kyla Grogan
 Andrea Bennett 51 episodes, 2008-2012
Jennifer Dorr White
 Julianna McKannis 29 episodes, 2007-2011
Gary Lee Mahmoud
 Michael Koe 25 episodes, 2007-2011
Nate Shelkey
 Ken Kornblatt 25 episodes, 2007-2011
Tracy Toth
 Tracy Gill / ... 17 episodes, 2007-2012
Brad Holbrook
 Jim Haggerty 15 episodes, 2007-2012
Joe Amato
 Glen Bannon / ... 10 episodes, 2007-2010
Lori Hammel
 Leslie Hillerman 9 episodes, 2007-2009
Robert D. Heath Jr.
 General Cotti 9 episodes, 2007-2009
Brian O'Neill
 Gregory Dawson 8 episodes, 2007-2010
Michele Ammon
 Jean Anne Whorton / ... 8 episodes, 2007-2009
Jeremy Beiler
 Jason Copeland 6 episodes, 2012
Brandon Armstrong
 Self 5 episodes, 2007-2009
Miles Grose
 Omar / ... 4 episodes, 2007-2010
Dorothi Fox
 Nancy Fichandler 4 episodes, 2007-2010
Andrew Dawson
 Andrew Novak 3 episodes, 2007-2008
Brian Huskey
 Duncan Birch 3 episodes, 2008-2010
Gerard Adimando
 FIFA Official / ... 3 episodes, 2008-2010
Julie Brister
 Lauralee Hickock 3 episodes, 2009-2010
Brittany Umar
 Bree Lindsay 3 episodes, 2009-2010
Victoria Vance
 Boyle's Wife / ... 2 episodes, 2007-2011
Herbert Bennett
 Alan Pedersen, DOT Project Director / ... 2 episodes, 2007-2008
Bobby Rivers
 Robert Haige 2 episodes, 2008-2009
Todd Allan Crain
 Jeff Tate 2 episodes, 2008
Malachy Cleary
 David Barrodale 2 episodes, 2009-2010
Chris Juell
 Todd Grant 2 episodes, 2009-2010
Brandy Bell
 Alex Blair 2 episodes, 2010
Philip Raymond
 Daniel Grossman 1 episode, 2009
Ben Stiller
 Self 1 episode, 2013
Stephen Anderson
 Dr. Charles Davenport 1 episode, 2014
Doug Willen
 Eric Mullay 1 episode, 2007
Joe Hansard
 John Bigelow 1 episode, 2009
Shannon Manning
 Joanne Smith 1 episode, 2009
Laura Pruden
 Grace Daniels 1 episode, 2010
Crystal Coreen
 Demo Girl 1 episode, 2012
Reed Birney
 Trent Montaug 1 episode, 2008
Stephen Lyons
 JT Kraig 1 episode, 2007
Jonathan M. Parisen
 Reporter 1 episode, 2007
Bob Bowden
 Brian Scott 1 episode, 2007
Michael Torpey
 Dan Carlysle, Political Expert 1 episode, 2008
Dominic Dierkes
 Kyle Dierkes 1 episode, 2008
Ben Zelevansky
 Nathan Cooper 1 episode, 2008
Amanda Sonnenschein
 Angela Harris 1 episode, 2008
Pete Macnamara
 Douglas Molino, Forensics Expert 1 episode, 2008
Keith Gerchak
 Samuel Leslie 1 episode, 2008
Adam Met
 Eric Faas 1 episode, 2008
Maria Deasy
 Martha Walfield 1 episode, 2008
William Cummings
 Self - Congressman 1 episode, 2008
Amanda Joy Brais
 New Child Star 1 episode, 2008
Nancy Harris
 Cressbeckler Supporter 1 episode, 2008
Kimberly Austin
 Debra Browning 1 episode, 2008
Marian Rosin
 Rita Sharley 1 episode, 2008
Mark Konrad
 Frank Cahill 1 episode, 2008
David Gable
 Alan Fisher 1 episode, 2008
Kina Bermudez
 Julia Donahue 1 episode, 2009
Suzanne Savoy
 Countess Stephania Isabella de Uster 1 episode, 2009
Debra Lord Cooke
 Cheryl Widders 1 episode, 2009
Michael Devine
 Donald Felton 1 episode, 2009
Alexander Blaise
 Raphael 'Le Jaguar' De La Croix 1 episode, 2009
Robyne Parrish
 Kat Barr 1 episode, 2009
David Neal Levin
 Terry Parker 1 episode, 2009
John Mazurek
 Bob Fryer 1 episode, 2009
Beau Baxter
 Reggie Greengrass 1 episode, 2009
Camille Mazurek
 Jessica Bunten 1 episode, 2009
Patricia Raven
 Kalin MacGraw 1 episode, 2009
Derek Milman
 Tom Emmich 1 episode, 2009
Jonathan Marballi
 Tester 1 episode, 2009
Louie Rinaldi
 Tester 2 1 episode, 2009
Elleen Hannah
 Police Officer 1 episode, 2009
John J. Schneider
 Sheriff 1 episode, 2009
Cory Surovy
 Rescuer 1 episode, 2009
Debra Lass
 Teri Johnson (2009) 1 episode, 2009
Richard Shankman
 FEMA Spokesman 1 episode, 2009
Ji-Young Min
 Anchor 1 episode, 2009
Kelly Karavites
 Executive 1 episode, 2009
Gillien Goll
 Mary Kohler 1 episode, 2009
Esther David
 Jane Carmichael 1 episode, 2009
Joe Garden
 Self - Star Trek Fan 1 episode, 2009
Chris Karwowski
 Self - Star Trek Fan 1 episode, 2009
Susan Ferrara
 Marcia Asley 1 episode, 2009
Greg Crowe
 Ramsey Chamie 1 episode, 2009
Paul Damien Dios
 Sylvio 1 episode, 2009
Laura Lee Barry
 Tanya Schilling 1 episode, 2009
Peyton Glick
 Son 1 episode, 2009
Khalid Gonçalves
 Eurico Al Katiri 1 episode, 2009
Terry Milner
 Paul Lancaster 1 episode, 2009
Pete Carmen
 Sam Rioux 1 episode, 2009
Damon Lindelof
 Self - Executive Producer, 'Lost' 1 episode, 2010
Kelly McCreary
 Alex Heyward 1 episode, 2010
Carlton Cuse
 Self - Executive Producer, 'Lost' 1 episode, 2010
Dan Shaked
 Ian Beukel 1 episode, 2010
Timothy Davis-Reed
 John Albert 1 episode, 2010
Rosemary Howard
 Lisa Shaw 1 episode, 2010
Rich Skidmore
 Carter Anderson 1 episode, 2010
Yung-I Chang
 Zhang Zhuohua 1 episode, 2010
Don Meehan Jr.
 Interviewee 1 episode, 2010
Diana Henry
 Dr. Hanna Carrier 1 episode, 2010
Amos Vernon
 Apple Employee 1 episode, 2010
Joe Randazzo
 Self - Speech attender 1 episode, 2010
Amanda Serra
 Lana Burroughs Primatologist 1 episode, 2010
Todd G. Bieber
 Self - 'Iron Man' Fan 1 episode, 2010
Tom Creel
 Rep. Gary Nelson 1 episode, 2010
Kristin Piacentile
 Sorority Girl 1 episode, 2010
Laura Krafft
 Paula Norcross 1 episode, 2010
Teresa Hui
 Oprah Fan 1 episode, 2010
Anne Marie Nestor
 Carly Rudolph 1 episode, 2010
Tim Washer
 Jim Ridgeway 1 episode, 2010
Molly Grace Flood
 Molly Blitzer 1 episode, 2010
Sari Melain
 Elizabeth Norelli 1 episode, 2010
Elisa London
 Susan Eckman - Historian 1 episode, 2010
Sam Guncler
 CIA spokesman 1 episode, 2010
Jessica Rothe
 Katie Clements 1 episode, 2011
Rutanya Alda
 Dr. Holbrook 1 episode, 2011
Marguerite Stimpson
 Rebeccah Rachel 1 episode, 2011
Courtney Baxter
 Megan Cleary 1 episode, 2011
John Cariani
 Michael Falk 1 episode, 2011
Whitney Rae Grandell
 Jessica 1 episode, 2011
Jim Haggerty
 Brad Holbrook 1 episode, 2011
Matthew Schallipp
 Chris Morgan 1 episode, 2011
Kiersten Armstrong
 Hilary Leichter 1 episode, 2011
Erica Genereux Smith
 Erin Wolfson 1 episode, 2011
Marc Geller
 Kenneth Quinn 1 episode, 2012
Casey Smith
 Jeevis Jones 1 episode, 2012
Ariel Jackson
 Lacy 1 episode, 2012
Tom McNutt
 Dr. Kevin Debacher 1 episode, 2012
Alan Michael Scott
 Evan Tegart 1 episode, 2012
Paul Hickert
 Neil Werner 1 episode, 2013
Elvin Roytman
 Greg (Schlubby Guy) 1 episode, 2013
TJ Martin
 Carl 1 episode, 2014
Matt Visconage
 Dillon Hawks 1 episode, 2014
Dan Oliver
 Kevin Talbert 1 episode, 2014
Evan D. Watkins
 Millennial 1 episode, 2016
Charlie S. Jensen
 Cop 1 episode, 2017
Fiona Horrigan
 Eva Hendry (uncredited) 1 episode, 2009
Sybelle Silverphoenix
 Drunk girl from bus (uncredited) 1 episode, 2010

Series Produced by

Matt Morrison
line producer (221 episodes, 2007-2010)
Claudina Del Guidice
producer / co-producer (165 episodes, 2008-2011)
Julie Smith Clem
producer (112 episodes, 2007-2008)
Elizabeth Koe
associate producer (109 episodes, 2009-2010)
Scott Dikkers
senior executive producer (57 episodes, 2007-2008)
Marc Lieberman
producer (35 episodes, 2009-2010)
Brian Ariotti
assistant producer (13 episodes, 2008)
J.J. Adler
co-executive producer (3 episodes, 2011)
Carol Kolb
co-executive producer (3 episodes, 2011)
Jason Carden
associate producer (3 episodes, 2012)
Jessie Jalee
line producer (1 episode, 2008)
Will Graham
executive producer (1 episode, 2010)

Series Cinematography by

Christopher Cannucciari
(317 episodes, 2007-2011)
Ramin André Fathie
(5 episodes, 2007)

Series Editing by

J.J. Adler
(108 episodes, 2007-2010)
Sascha Stanton Craven
(108 episodes, 2009-2012)
Benjamin Moses Smith
(25 episodes, 2007-2009)

Series Casting By

Cody Beke
(110 episodes, 2009-2011)
Elisa Lee
(109 episodes, 2007-2008)
Thompson Milam
(55 episodes, 2008)
Lang Fisher
(34 episodes, 2009)

Series Production Design by

Kristen Adams
(257 episodes, 2008-2010)

Series Art Direction by

Keri Lee
(109 episodes, 2007-2008)
Jessica Petruccelli
(109 episodes, 2009-2010)
Katherine Rusch
(16 episodes, 2011-2012)
Keith Garvey
(8 episodes, 2008-2009)

Series Costume Design by

Stephanie Farah
(263 episodes, 2008-2010)

Series Makeup Department

Kate Shearing
makeup artist (23 episodes, 2009-2010)

Series Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Karl Frankenfield
assistant director / second second assistant director (2 episodes, 2011)

Series Art Department

Elaine Carey Haswell
art department (65 episodes, 2008-2010)
Meghan Lyons
set dresser / assistant art director (40 episodes, 2008-2011)
Kristen Adams
art department (34 episodes, 2009)

Series Sound Department

Michael Gassert
sound mixer (37 episodes, 2007-2008)
Kevin Cagnolatti
sound designer / sound editor (3 episodes, 2014-2015)
Brian Miklas
production sound mixer (2 episodes, 2007-2008)

Series Visual Effects by

Chris Ervine
lead designer / visual effects (265 episodes, 2007-2010)
Jj Shebesta
visual effects (164 episodes, 2008-2010)
Richard Lampasone
visual effects / visual effects artist (109 episodes, 2009-2010)
Sarah Wickliffe
visual effects (75 episodes, 2009-2010)
Billy Cummings
visual effects (54 episodes, 2007)

Series Camera and Electrical Department

Larry Lewinn
key grip (28 episodes, 2009-2010)
Kevin Provost
camera operator (26 episodes, 2009-2010)
Danny Weiss
grip (19 episodes, 2010)
August Popkin
electrician (13 episodes, 2007-2010)
J.M. Berrios
camera operator (6 episodes, 2007-2009)
James Strosahl
digital imaging technician (4 episodes, 2011)
Clair Popkin
camera operator / first assistant camera (3 episodes, 2009)
Frank Angelcyk
digital imaging technician (1 episode, 2007)
Andrew Hoekstra
key grip (1 episode, 2014)

Series Casting Department

Seth White
casting assistant (80 episodes, 2010-2011)
Lang Fisher
casting (1 episode, 2010)

Series Costume and Wardrobe Department

Anastasia Konstantinou
wardrobe stylist / stylist (26 episodes, 2009-2011)
Cindy Bagby
wardrobe supervisor (9 episodes, 2010)
Zane Bares
wardrobe assistant (4 episodes, 2011)
Alice Garland
wardrobe stylist (1 episode, 2010)

Series Editorial Department

J.J. Adler
supervising editor (7 episodes, 2007-2008)

Series Location Management

Chris Kelly
location coordinator (143 episodes, 2007-2009)
Stephanie Dooley
location scout (1 episode, 2009)

Series Music Department

Stephen Lyons
singer: title song (1 episode, 2007)

Series Additional Crew

Benjamin Moses Smith
post production coordinator (222 episodes, 2007-2009)
Paul Gilly
studio manager (189 episodes, 2008-2009)
Maxwell Frey
production coordinator (164 episodes, 2008-2010)
Elizabeth Koe
footage coordinator (109 episodes, 2007-2008)
Liz DeCamp
footage coordinator (109 episodes, 2009-2010)
Devin Delliquanti
post production coordinator (109 episodes, 2009-2010)
Todd G. Bieber
footage coordinator (89 episodes, 2008-2009)
Grant Jones
post production coordinator (89 episodes, 2008-2009)
Christina Bebeau
production assistant (55 episodes, 2009-2012)
Claudina Del Guidice
production manager (54 episodes, 2007)
Brian Friedman
production accountant (17 episodes, 2009)
Karl Frankenfield
production assistant (6 episodes, 2008-2010)
Thomas Deming-Henes
production assistant (6 episodes, 2009-2010)
Pete Hayes
first production accountant (4 episodes, 2009)
Jay Kidd
production assistant (3 episodes, 2011)
Tara Dean
production legal (2 episodes, 2010)
O. Valerie Nicolas
production accountant (1 episode, 2009)
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