- Jarrett King
- Cowboy
- David Harrod Jr.
- Luck / Skull
- Mitch Dodd
- Cutter / Gray Koch AKA 'Kid Anonymous'
- Levi McGlathery
- Cutter / Spike / Pissed Off Valet / Thug Who Dreams of Dancing Monkeys / The Fall Guy
- James Hong
- Shop Keep
- David Harper
- Time Keeper
- Craig Nigh
- Babbles
- Dan Leyendecker
- Spike
- Morgan Faber
- Brick / BFE Radio Announcer(voice) / Joe Bob
- Danielle Doeckel
- Beauty With A Bag
- Matthew Doeckel
- Satan's Pizza Delivery Guy
- Ernie Reyes Jr.
- Badass Blue-Shirt-Wearing Pizza-Loving Surfer Dude
- Marc Dabrusin
- Dirty Brat Vendor
- Avi Hartman
- Dirty Brat Cook
- Jarrette Moats
- Dirty Brat Man
- Nicole Kern
- Dirty Brat Woman
- Juni Chau
- Shirt-and-Tie Detective on Cell Phone
- Kai Chen
- Detective Chen
- Patricia Cho Knowles
- Detective Roughly Escorting Prisoner
- John Michael Midura
- Prisoner Roughly Escorted by Detective / Alien
- Leigh M. Harris
- Soon-2-b-deceased Criminologist
- Steven Harvell
- Officer Dennis
- Rudy Sandoval
- Officer Nedry
- Tony Bottorff
- Mayor Wommack
- Meredith Woods
- Mayoral Staff Member #1
- Richard Heim
- Mayoral Staff Member #2
- Jerry Hagins
- Mayoral Staff Member #3
- James Vianes
- Mayor's Bodyguard
- Kimberly L. Locke
- Mayoral Staff Member #4
- John Herndon
- District Attorney West
- Jarrett Lee Florea
- Pip the Orphan
- Bobbie Grace
- Serendipity
- Jason Dubinsky
- Assh*le Customer with Sweet Moustache
- Lola Cutter Hensel
- Overly Pregnant Hottie Wife
- Andrew Bragdon
- Indiana-Jones-Hat-Wearing Coffee Drinker
- Burnie Burns
- Jim Convasos
- Elle LaMont
- Natalie Hershlag
- Chris Shatraw
- Wife-Beater-Wearing Bearded Stoner Dude / Gap-Tooth / Grandpa / Police Officer #3
- Katy Daiger Dial
- Janet Pelcastano
- Brett A. Hart
- Armon The Weather Man
- Leigh-Anna Vercher
- Secretary To The Mayor
- Cathie Olivo
- Naughty Chauffeur
- Tom Hammock
- Robert Wiene
- Benjamin Doeckel
- Devil / Hobo Without A Shotgun / Flirty Lone Diner
- Jeremy Young
- Goblin / Punk Baseball Team Captain
- J.J. Weber
- Goblin(voice) / Famous Movie Producer
- James Anglin
- 80s-Porn-Looking Good Samaritan
- Christopher Samarripas
- Funky Fresh Stab-Wound Victim
- Sonia DeLaTorre
- Erika Estrada
- Michael Armenta
- Demon / Swirl / Man on Phone DGAF / Bystander With A Killer Headache
- Evan Sabara
- Punk Baseball Team Captain
- Louie Alonzo
- Punk Baseball Team Shortstop
- Tobias Canto Jr.
- Joachim West
- Yung Humma
- Yung Humma
- Flynt Flossy
- Flynt Flossy
- Whatchyamacallit
- Whatchyamacallit
- Pretty Raheem
- Pretty Raheem
- Leon Imperial
- Leon Imperial
- Daisy DeLaTorre
- Doctor C. Howard / Sexy Lady Smack Talker #1 / Jeep Girl #1 / Gawking Lady
- Christie Gilliam Ali
- Drunk Beauty #1 / Jeep Girl #2
- Lisa Prefume
- Jeep Girl #3 / Drunk Beauty #2
- Nicole Boone
- Movie Submissive / Sexy Lady Smack Talker #2 / Jeep Girl #4 / Flirty Patio Waitress / Sexy Hazmat Woman
- Lee Vanwallene
- Bunny / Thug Who Dreams of Snorting Cocaine / Shambling Homeless Dude / Unibomber-looking Bystander
- Alex Pardee
- Alex Pardee
- Mike Gassaway
- Vinny
- Chris Calilung
- Clown / Wolf / Grandpa / Sexy Trash Man
- Patrick Delgado
- Gremlin
- Cody Sallee
- Wolf
- Rob Sheehy
- Wolf
- Juliet Galleon
- Pussy / Sexy Lady Who Might Be A Hooker
- Stuart Thompson
- Skull(voice) / Less Naughty Chauffeur
- Chloe Janowski
- Hoots / Cherub / Cell Phone Camera User #3
- Sierra Norman
- The Boss Lady
- Nerinda Pennington
- The Boss Lady
- Taylor Kondelis
- Gap-Tooth
- Angela Behm
- Moustache
- Elizabeth Alton
- Ms. Kitty
- Devin Bonnée
- Blind Bluesman
- Aaron Morgan
- Nice Trenchcoat
- Sam Eidson
- Patches
- Meryl Hawk
- Candy
- Caroline Lubin
- Destiny
- Jesse Lewis
- Card Player #1
- Bart McNeil
- Card Player #2
- Dino Hanes
- Card Player #3
- John Henderson
- Card Player #4 / Sexy Hazmat Man
- John Ary
- Manager
- Candice Butler
- Hostess
- Tyler Malka
- Fancy Rude Customer / Officer Malka
- Sam Butler
- Leering Valet
- Louis Black
- Jimmy White
- Andrea Piecuch
- Ivana White
- Kristen Boykin
- Sexy Lady Who Might Be A Hooker
- Maggie Lea
- Open-Minded Bartender
- Don Daro
- Thug Who Dreams of Cash Money
- David Sturgeon
- Thug Who Dreams of Bouncing Breasts
- Pat Kondelis
- Thug Who Dreams of Motorcycles
- Tony Vespe
- Pusher With Bad Timing / Grandpa (voice)
- Santiago Dietche
- Sucky Teenage Driver
- Emily Hagins
- Famous Director on First Date #1
- Mike McCutchen
- Famous Director on First Date #2
- Amy Wright
- Trucker-Hat-Wearing Delivery Woman
- Lindsey Moringy
- Lemons
- Lauren Knutti
- Oranges
- Shelby Hayes
- Melons
- Diana DeLaTorre
- Nurse L. Fine
- Miguel DeLaTorre
- Doctor M. Fine
- Lloyd Kaufman
- Big Lloyd T.
- Rose Fern
- Big Lloyd's Hot Date
- Amber Cunningham
- Big Lloyd's Hot Date
- Clay Liford
- Bickering Boyfriend
- Ashland Viscosi
- Bickering Girlfriend
- Brandon Toohey
- Movie Gimp / Tweedle-Buff
- Desirae Toohey
- Movie Dominatrix
- Harry Jay Knowles
- Harry 'Big Daddy' Salemson
- Emily Rushing
- Bambi
- Christina Puentes
- Thumper / TV Camerawoman
- Eric Klein
- Satan's Pizza Radio Spokesman
- David Engle
- Sexy Jogger Man
- Kelly Cunningham
- Sexy Jogger Woman
- Gordon Jones
- Briggs / Bystander With A Killer Migraine
- Emma Little
- Tito's Stoneface Lawyer
- Denny Freeman
- Bossman Tito
- Paul Russel
- TV Cameraman
- Drew Thomas
- Reporter #3
- Marcus Owens
- Press Photographer #1
- Brent Price
- Press Photographer #2
- Tony Salvaggio
- TV Cameraman #2
- Liegh Hegedus
- Drug Mule
- Michael Toland
- Brick-Strapping Pusher
- Christopher Todd
- Coke-Faced Pusher
- Stephen Watts
- Poor Schmuck
- Erik Packheiser
- Tweedle-Buffer
- Eleanor Newman
- Dream Girl With A Surprise
- Nevan Hatley
- Pistol Fingers
- Alicia Rutledge
- Sexy Coffee-Drinking Badass Mom
- Jesse Vanwallene
- Swirl
- Kate Valind
- Trophy Wife
- Indigo Rael
- Gorgeous
- Cathy Weber
- Sailor Mom
- Kaila Espari
- Drunk Beauty #3
- Rebecca Elliott
- MILF With Stroller
- Julie Klein
- Vomit Lady
- Christi Reece
- Cell Phone Camera User #1
- Harold Williams
- Valiant Long-haired Conspiracy Theorist
- Lynnsay Manning
- Cell Phone Camera User #2
- Josef Ricketts
- Police Officer #1
- Jacob Williamson
- Police Officer #2
- Bradley Montesi
- Videographer Brad
- Josh Emanuel
- Officer Emanuel
- Brian Behm
- Detective Behm
- J.C. De Leon
- Cell Phone Camera User #4
