- Griff Rhys Jones
- Henry Wilt
- Mel Smith
- Inspector Flint
- Alison Steadman
- Eva Wilt
- Diana Quick
- Sally
- Jeremy Clyde
- Hugh
- Roger Allam
- Dave
- David Ryall
- Rev. Froude
- Roger Lloyd Pack
- Dr. Pittman
- Dermot Crowley
- Braintree
- John Normington
- Treadaway
- Tony Mathews
- Gladden
- Charles Lawson
- Cranham
- Gabrielle Blunt
- Mrs. Bulstrode
- Edward Clayton
- Mossop
- Jeffrey Chiswick
- Macari
- Julia McCarthy
- Mrs. McClaren
- Geoffrey McGivern
- Mr. Yeo
- Ling Tai
- Manageress
- Christopher Saul
- Vice Principal
- Barbara Hicks
- Ms Clinch
- Adam Bareham
- Board
- Ian Barritt
- Science Teacher
- Togo Igawa
- Japanese Visitor
- Fergus McLarnon
- Jessell
- Mark Monero
- Figgis
- Sam Smart
- Gilmore
- Christopher Priest
- Student
- Josephine Tewson
- Miss Leuchars
- Ken Drury
- Farmiloe
- David Quilter
- Boffin
- Debra Hearst
- WPC Longman
- Beccy Wright
- WPC Duncan
- Dan Hildebrand
- Constable
- Don Williams
- Adam
- Billy Geraghty
- Dee-Jay
- Imogen Claire
- Party Guest
- Peter Gluckstein
- Party Guest
- Gina McKee
- Party Guest
- Neville Phillips
- Party Guest
- Ann Queensberry
- Party Guest
- Jim Dunk
- Urwin
- Sidney Livingstone
- Barney
- Stewart Harwood
- Driver
- John Melainey
- Reporter
- Tim Burnett
- Student
- Alex Scurr
- Boy who sticks his tongue out
- Michael Yale
- Student
