Cast & Crew

Directed by

Perry Andelin Blake

Writing Credits

Dana Carvey
(written by) &
Harris Goldberg
(written by)

Cast

Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey
Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker
Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia
Robert Machray
Texas Man
Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife
Vincent Riverside
Henchman
Mark Devine
Trent
Kenan Thompson
Kenan
Jay Johnston
Rex
Mark Ginther
Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
Henchman
Mitch Silpa
Henchman
John Tenn
Henchman
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman
Jessica Simpson
Self
Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard
Ted Rooney
Security Guard
Brandon Molale
Doorman
Erick Avari
Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
Businessman
Michael DeLuise
Businessman
Larry Cedar
Businessman
Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer
Roger Mussenden
Waiter
Al Goto
Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee
Ninja Warrior
Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder
Chao Li Chi
Mongolian
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Ava Metz
Another German
Michael Johnson
Self
Bo Derek
Bo Derek
Barry Bernardi
Bernardo
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer
Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarí Oppenheimer
Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer
Patricia De Leon
Waitress
Phil Fischer
Bully
Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Jock
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid
Julius Charles Ritter
Captain America Kid
Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid
Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer
Chef
Leland Crooke
Appraiser
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Constitution Security Guard
Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln
Stuart Quan
Ninja
Spencer Sano
Ninja
Hiro Koda
Ninja
Johnny Tri Nguyen
Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka
Ninja
Ronn Surels
Ninja
Andy Cheng
Ninja
Steven Ho
Ninja
Tony Wilde
Doug
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl
Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin
Big Bottom Girl
Adrian Armas
Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer
Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco
Group Dancer
Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell
Group Dancer
Alan Ray
Limo Driver
Paula Abdul
Choreographer
Lisa Foiles
Lisa
Jesse V. Johnson
Thief
Shane Lyons
Shane
Kyle Sullivan
Kyle
Jesse Ventura
Self

Produced by

Barry Bernardi
producer
Allegra Clegg
co-producer
Derek Dauchy
co-producer
Sidney Ganis
producer
Todd Garner
producer
Jack Giarraputo
executive producer
Harris Goldberg
co-producer
Tom McNulty
production executive
Adam Sandler
executive producer
Alex Siskin
producer
Dino Stamatopoulos
co-producer

Music by

Eddie Berkeley
Marc Ellis

Cinematography by

Peter Lyons Collister

Editing by

Peck Prior
Sandy S. Solowitz

Casting By

Elizabeth Boykewich
Roger Mussenden

Production Design by

Alan Au

Art Direction by

John B. Josselyn
Domenic Silvestri

Set Decoration by

Robert Greenfield

Costume Design by

Mona May

Makeup Department

Felicity Bowring
key makeup artist
Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk
makeup artist (as Corrina Duran)
Dave Michaels
Real Dana Carvey
Ann Pala
makeup department head
Thomas Real
department head hair stylist
Kim Santantonio
hair stylist
Tegan Taylor
makeup artist
Nancy Tong
key hair stylist (as Nanxy Tong-Heater)
Michelle Vittone
special makeup effects artist
Kevin Yagher
special makeup effects artist

Production Management

Tyler Butler
post-production supervisor
Allegra Clegg
unit production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Phil Dupont
second assistant director
Vincent Lascoumes
first assistant director
Christophe Le Chanu
second second assistant director

Art Department

Ruben Abarca
drapery foreman
Colin Alexander
carpenter
Tony Allard
propmaker
David Barrington-Holt
speciality props (as David Barrington Holt)
Michael R. Blaich
painter gang boss
Max E. Brehme
property master
Dawn Brown
set designer (as Dawn Brown Manser)
David Carberry
painter
Randy L. Childs
propmaker
Darrin Denlinger
storyboard artist
Brendan C. Fenton
set dresser
Ivan Gallardo
speciality props
Sean Ginevan
set dresser
Trevor Goring
storyboard artist
Karen Higgins
construction coordinator
Scott G. Jones
swing gang
Steven Kissick
general foreman
Cynthia La Jeunesse
set decoration buyer (as Cindy La Jeunesse)
Scott W. Leslie
assistant property master
Adrianna Lopez
buyer
Gregory Lynch Jr.
carpenter
Jeff Markwith
set designer
John Hammer Maxwell
on-set dresser (as John H. Maxwell)
Nashon Petrushkin
swing gang
Jamie Rama
illustrator
Mike Reiber
stand-by painter
Robin Richesson
storyboard artist
Lori Rozzi
lunar module fabrication
Dee Dee Smith
art department coordinator
Michael Spitaletto
painter
Eliza Steel
art department coordinator
David Tully
greens foreman (as David V. Tully)
Steven Valenzuela
labor foreman (as Steve Valenzuela)
Cuitlahuac Morales Velazquez
sculptor
Mark Weissenfluh
leadman
Suzan Wexler
set designer
Timothy S. Wiles
assistant property master (as Tim Wiles)
Quinn Yarbrough
set dresser
Bill Hyers
lunar module fabrication (uncredited)
Chris Samp
stand-by painter: reshoots (uncredited)
George Sartiano
props (uncredited)

Sound Department

David Bach
supervising sound editor
Andy Brokmeyer
utility sound
Anita Cannella
foley artist
Patrick Cyccone Jr.
re-recording mixer
Jed M. Dodge
dialogue editor
David Eccles
sound effects editor
Arthur Farkas
sound effects editor
Russell Farmarco
sound editor
Marshall Garlington
sound re-recordist
Thomas Giordano
sound technician: partial
Michael Hertlein
dialogue editor
Orada Jusatayanond
sound effects editor
Michael Keller
re-recording mixer
David Kelson
sound mixer
Ai-Ling Lee
sound effects editor
Peggy Names
utility sound (as Peggy A. Names)
Chris Navarro
adr recordist
Dustin O'Halloran
foley artist
Anthony Ortiz
boom operator
Andy Peach
sound recordist
Jeena M. Phelps
sound editor
Derek Pippert
foley editor
Scott Reed
sound studio supervisor
Monique Reymond
foley artist
Michael Simpson
sound recordist
Cameron Steenhagen
sound editor
Ken Teaney
re-recording mixer
Eric Thompson
adr mixer
Derek Vanderhorst
supervising sound editor
Clayton Weber
first assistant sound editor
Elmo Weber
sound designer / supervising sound editor
Jeff Porrello
boom operator (uncredited)

Special Effects by

Roy Arbogast
special effects supervisor
Stephanie Caillabet
hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Federico Cervantes
mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc. (as Fred Cervantes)
Cory Czekaj
mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions
Paul Ghezzo
special effects prop builder
Ted Haines
character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc. (as Theodore Haines) / creature fabricator
Jeff Himmel
character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Carol Jones
character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Thomas Kittle
special effects technician
James Reedy
special effects foreman
Lee Romaire
sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Bryan Sides
studio coordinator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Shownee Smith
mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Johnnie Spence
project supervisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Douglas J. Stewart
painter: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Keith Suzuki
special effects technician
Lynne Watson
hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Michael Wickerham
mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Garth Winkless
character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Chris Yagher
studio/contract advisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc. (as Mark C. Yagher)
Jeff Yagher
sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.

Visual Effects by

Blondel Aidoo
visual effects producer
Jimmy Batchelder
visual effects coordinator
Daniel Becerra
video: Asylum
Elissa Bello
roto artist
Peter Bowmar
effects animator: Black Box
Phil Brennan
inferno artist: Asylum
Bela Brozsek
cg artist
Brandon Criswell
roto artist
Brian Cuscino
i/o technician
Heather Davis Baker
digital compositor
Kent Demaine
creative director: interactive design
Steven Fagerquist
visual effects compositing artist
Andy Foster
assistant visual effects coordinator
Lindsay Hallett
visual effects producer (as Lindsay Burnett)
Alex Hegedus
engineering: Asylum
Michael Hemschoot
cg artist
Tommy Hooper
head of technology
David Jones
visual effects supervisor: Asylum (as David M.V. Jones)
Zach Justman
assistant visual effects editor: Asylum
Kristopher Kasper
visual effects editor: Asylum
Patrick Kavanaugh
digital compositor: Asylum
Joe Ken
digital compositor
Peter Koczera
senior digital artist
Bill Laverty
engineering: Asylum
Derek Ledbetter
visual effects
Paul Luna
motion graphics artist
Emma McGuinness
visual effects producer
Nathan McGuinness
visual effects supervisor
Matthew Merkovich
matchmove artist (as Matt Merkovich)
Steve Muangman
video: Asylum
Luke Ployhar
visual effects
Mark P. Renton
inferno artist: Asylum (as Mark Renton)
Lee Robinson
video: Asylum
César Romero
inferno artist: Asylum
David Santiago
effects technical director
Gunther Schatz
3D visual effects animator
Jeff Werner
cg producer
Toby Wilkins
inferno artist: end title sequence, New Wave Entertainment
Yuichiro Yamashita
cg artist

Stunts

Jaremy Aiello
stunts
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
stunts (as Chris Antonucci)
Clayton J. Barber
stunts (as Clayton Barber)
Richard L. Blackwell
stunts
Jake Brake
stunts
John Branagan
stunts
Joe Bucaro III
stunts
Wes C. Caefer
stunts
Brycen Counts
stunts
Danny Downey
stunts
Jayson Dumenigo
stunts
Annie Ellis
stunts
Al Goto
stunts
Shane Habberstad
stunts
Steven Ho
stunt ninja
Doug Hudson
stunts
Yoshio Iizuka
stunt performer
Jesse V. Johnson
stunts (as Jesse Johnson)
Kim Kahana Jr.
stunts
Hiro Koda
utility stunts
Clint Lilley
stunts
William Morts
stunts (as Billy Morts)
Daniel T. O'Brien
stunt rigger
Carrick O'Quinn
stunts
Michael Papajohn
stunts
Peewee Piemonte
stunts
Nicole Randall
stunt double
Simon Rhee
stunts
Spencer Sano
stunt performer
Ben Scott
stunts
John-Clay Scott
stunts
Larry M. Shorts
utility stunts
Tim Sitarz
stunt double: Michael Bailey Smith
Gregg Smrz
stunt coordinator
Cody Weselis
stunts (as Cody Tyler Weselis)
Brian J. Williams
stunt double: Brent Spiner / stunt double: Harold Gould
Darlene Ava Williams
stunt double: Bo Derek

Camera and Electrical Department

Dana Baker
rigging grip
Kent Baker
rigging grip
George Billinger III
steadicam operator (as George Billinger)
Matthew Brookman
electrician (as Matthew Brookman)
Earl R. Cantrell
rigging electrician
Greg Cantrell
best boy rigging electric (as Gregory Cantrell)
Tom Cantrell
rigging electrician
Martha Cargill
film loader
Jack Chouchanian
key grip
Joe Chouchanian
grip
Richard Crompton
rigging grip
Don Davidson
assistant chief lighting technician
Ralph Del Castillo
grip
Seong Dilg
rigging grip
Jon Baronn Farmer
still photographer (as Jon Farmer)
John Fine
electrician (as Johnny Fine)
Matt Floyd
rigging grip
Steve Francis
electrician
Greg W. Gowdy
rigging electrician
Robert Gray
key rigging grip
Demetrius Griffin
camera production assistant
Quinn Grove
rigging grip
Rick Harris
key rigging grip
Steele Hunter
best boy grip
Tom Jordan
second assistant camera: "a" camera
Shane D. Kelly
gaffer
Christopher J. Lama
rigging electrician
Al LaVerde
rigging grip (as Alexander Laverde)
J.D. Ligier
balloon light technician
Glen Magers
electrician
Steven Meizler
first assistant camera: second camera
Peter Mercurio
camera operator
Daisuke Dice Miyake
grip
Warren Moore
rigging electrician
James Motsinger
electrician
David O'Brien
second assistant camera: second camera
Sean Peacock
electrician
David Presley
video assist operator
Robbie Redner
rigging electric
Joseph Ressa
electrician
John Scott
first assistant camera (as John Stuart Scott)
Tony Sepian
dolly grip
Alan Shultz
dolly grip
Peyton Skelton
set lighting technician
Stuart A. Spohn
rigging gaffer (as Stuart Spohn)
Monte Swann
video playback operator
Michael T. Travers
grip
John Wright
rigging electrician
Kenny Youngblood
rigging grip

Animation Department

Arthur L. Bernstein
pre production assitant to Allen Covert
Jim Boulden
animatronics and puppets creator (uncredited)

Casting Department

Jennifer Alessi
extras casting
Sande Alessi
extras casting
Kristan Berona
extras casting
Helen Geier
casting assistant (as Helen Diament)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Julia Bartholomew
set costumer
Tangi Crawford
costume supervisor
Melanie Ghisays
set costumer
Mary B. Iannelli
costumer (as Mary White)
Jeannie H. Kelly
set costumer
Cookie Lopez
key set costumer
Felipe Sanchez
costume illustrator
Andrew Slyder
set costumer

Editorial Department

Marcy Arnold
apprentice editor
Andi Kasen Bergman
assistant editor (as Andi Kasen Bergman)
Rob Boyd
apprentice editor
Michael Giarraputo
editorial production assistant (as Mike Giarraputo)
Jennifer Hatton
assistant editor
Marlen Hill
negative cutter
Brendon McQueen
editorial production assistant
Siobhan Prior
assistant editor
Bart Rachmil
first assistant editor
Matt Sazama
editorial production assistant
Dave Terman
additional editor: select foreign video
Jeremy Milton
second assistant editor (uncredited)

Location Management

Chris Campbell
assistant location manager (as Chris Akers)
Ralph Coleman
location manager
Rob Frank
key assistant location manager
Jane E. Graves
key assistant location manager
Tom Lackey
location scout

Music Department

Romeo Antonio
musician
Bryan Bonwell
music coordinator
Harvey Cohen
orchestrator
Wende Crowley
music coordinator
Michael Dilbeck
music supervisor
Mark Eshelman
scoring crew
Lil' Fizz
composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R."
J.J. George
music editor
Stuart Grusin
music editor
Faye Hamlin
composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R." (as Play)
Tom Iannessa
music coordinator
Jon Kull
orchestrator
Anaïs Lameche
composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R" (as Play)
Jason Lloyd
scoring crew
Pilar McCurry
executive soundtrack producer
Rosanna Munter
composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R." (as Play)
Maria Newman
musician
Mike Nowak
conductor (as Michael Nowak)
Kimberley Rew
composer: song "Walking On Sunshine"
Bob Sanders
trombone
Anna Sundstrand
composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R" (as Play)
James Thatcher
musician: French horn
Pat Weber
scoring technician

Script and Continuity Department

Nancy Karlin
script supervisor

Transportation Department

Ted Basso
production van driver operator
Steven Birds
driver
Dean Curtis Black
transportation captain (as Dean Black)
James Cline
driver
Paulie DiCocco
driver
Roger Dragsdorf
cast driver
Richard Flapper
driver
Edward Flotard
transportation coordinator
Larry Hilmo
driver
Roger Ickes
driver
Robert Limon
driver
Patrick McCombs
driver
Tim C. McHenry
driver
Stephen V. Pistone
driver
Mike Riportella
driver
Francis Robin
driver

Additional Crew

Paula Abdul
choreographer
James K. Amerian
production assistant
Laurie Arnow-Epstein
construction accountant
Heath Banks
production coordinator: additional photography
Raymond W. Beal
animal trainer
Paul Belenardo
production accountant
Steve Berens
head animal trainer
Kristin Blake
production assistant
Bart Brevé
production assistant
George Cawood
title designer: end sequence, New Wave Entertainment
John Criswell
animatronic designer/puppeteer
Joni Cuquet
field publicist
Denise E. Decker
assistant: Mr. Garner (as Denise Decker)
Susan Detrie
title designer: end titles
J.D. Donaruma
assistant: Mr. Sandler
Roger D. Dragsdorf
production assistant
Erin Engman
assistant production coordinator
Anne Fletcher
choreographer
Wendy Fuentes
assistant: Mr. Ganis
Nancy Gagne
payroll accountant
Christine Gaiman
assistant: Mr. Bernardi
Marc C. Geschwind
extras coordinator
Jonathan Guerra
production assistant
Dru Homer
assistant: Mr. Drake
Sharre Jacoby
producer: end title sequence
Boysie Jereza
assistant accountant
Thomas Krueger
medic
Brett Kurtz
production assistant
Wendi Laski
unit publicist
Adria Later
studio teacher
Jonathan Loughran
assistant: Mr. Sandler
Sean Madaras
assistant: Mr. Giarraputo
Christie Mattull
insurance services
Julie May
assistant: Mr. Carvey
Erin Meehan
set production assistant
Anna Metcalf
assistant accountant (as Anna Metcalf-Little)
Niamh Murphy
textile artist
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
production assistant (as Michael L. Phillips Jr.)
Blake Pollack
production assistant
Denise Anderson Poore
production assistant
Buzzy Popovec
stand-in for jennifer esposito
J.A. Popovec
miscellaneous crew (as Jenn Popovec)
Lois Radcliff
craft service (as Lois B. Radcliff)
Willie Radcliff
craft service (as Willie L. Radcliff)
Angela Rysdam
production assistant
Janell M. Sammelman
production assistant
Mandy Schwartz
assistant: Mr. Giarraputo
Kerri Smeltzer
production secretary
Lisa Swain
production coordinator
J.J. Titone
production assistant
Luis Villabon
choreographer
Cody Williams
production assistant
Eli Wolstan
production assistant
Matt Woodard
stand-in: Mr. Carvey
Arthur L. Bernstein
production assistant (uncredited)
Wes C. Caefer
puppeteer (uncredited)
Rob Tunstall
assistant choreographer (uncredited)
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