- Jeremy Rishe
- Marty Kidner aka 'The Kid'
- Ray Reynolds
- Mick aka The Captain
- Doug Farrell
- The Candyman
- Dale E. Turner
- Carl aka 'The Cop'
- Brian Dale Brown
- Jonah aka 'The Intern'
- Julius Callahan
- Kierst aka 'The Adblaster'
- Mark Beltzman
- Sweet Tooth aka 'The Taste Tester'
- Maxx Maulion
- Gary aka 'The Sound Man'
- Marc Geller
- Marshmallow Man
- Steven Alexis
- Mallowland Visitor
- Leah Alfieri
- Mallowland Visitor
- Philip Angelastro
- Mallowland Visitor
- Westley Barrington Artope
- Dennis (Security Guard)
- Marjorie Austrian
- The Grandma
- Gabriel Awan
- Infomercial Subject
- Robert Baneky
- NYPD Policeman
- Courtney Baranow
- Donut Disco Girl
- Tom Benjamin
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Marc Blagowidow
- NYPD Policeman
- Tyrone Bowen
- San Fran Convenience Store Patron
- Claudia L. Brown
- Candy, the Cake Jumper
- Dana Bruton
- Crazed Homemaker
- Gjina Bujaj
- Supermarket Shopper
- Jessica Bulzachelli
- District Attorney Intern
- Joseph Calderone
- Boozy Bears Guy
- Maria Castillo
- Mallowland Visitor
- Marie Check
- School Girl
- Paul Check
- Drug-Dealing Ice Cream Man
- Paul Cimpoieru
- San Fran Bodega Owner
- Jose Claudio
- Soliciting Ice Cream Man
- Phyllis Clements
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Tomas Condon
- Pot Brownie Man
- Jacob Contzius
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Siena Corrigan
- Childhood Friend
- Paul Cosma
- San Fran Bodega Owner
- Samantha D'Orazio
- Mallowland Visitor
- Gayle DeBaun
- Historical Society Docent
- Doan Denehee
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Mickey Denehee
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- David DeRita
- Berlin Wall Protester
- Judith Anna Di Donato
- Crazed Homemaker
- Nealie Diggs
- Mocking Reporter
- Christine Donnelly
- Theme Park Greeter
- Ryan Dreyer
- Wall Street Trader
- Jess Dul
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Tess Dul
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Marian Edmiston
- Historical Society Docent
- Adison Eisenberg
- Infomercial Child
- John Elefantis
- Dominican Laborer
- Isaac Enz-Meltz
- Ice Cream Robber
- Christopher Farina
- Angry Man in the Crowd / Easter Bunny
- Emil Ferzola
- Marshmallow Executive
- Monica Flaherty
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Richard Flight
- Marshmallow CEO
- Dean Florence
- Wall Street Trader
- Dan Forman
- Marshmallow Executive
- Lori Franzese
- Theme Park Visitor
- Lana Gallo
- Mallowland Visitor
- Nimo Gandhi
- The Dentist
- Jonathon Garrity
- Whippet Warrior
- Charles Gent
- Mallowland Visitor
- Charles Gert
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Mel Gibbon
- Bachelor Party Partier
- Michael Giorgio
- Chocolate Ride Narrator
- Thomas Gleeson
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Joseph Golden
- Mallowland Visitor
- Paulo Guimaraes
- Protester / Mascot
- Silvia Gutierrez
- Drug Addicted Ice Cream Woman
- Jaélen Haskett
- Infomercial Child
- Paul Helou
- Korean War Soldier
- Drew Henriksen
- Cowboy
- Brian Matthew Higgs
- Laboratory Taste Tester
- Erica Lyn Higgs
- Mallowland Visitor
- Justin R.G. Holcomb
- Scottish Cop
- Garfield Holland
- Ice Cream Drug Customer
- James D. Hughes Jr.
- Slave Apparition
- Cindy Hutchison
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- June Hutchison
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Alexander Jameson
- Infomercial Child
- Alayna Johnson
- Theater-goer
- Clinton Jones
- Whippet Warrior
- Tavi Juarez
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Gloria Jung
- Crazed Homemaker
- Tondrae Kemp
- Marshmallow Executive
- Cassandra King
- (voice) (as Cassandra Lynn King)
- Bleu Kingsley
- Hot Cocoa Girl
- Tyler Koester
- Mallowland Visitor
- Tony Kost
- Corporate Security Guard
- Kim Kreil
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Mary Kate Kruhm
- Theater-goer
- Kyle Krukar
- Vietnam Soldier
- Brenda Kuciemba
- Wall Street Trader
- Mami Kudo
- Gary's Love Interest
- Hayden Lamanuzzi
- Mallow Twin #1
- Tanner Lamanuzzi
- Mallow Twin #2
- Amy Lange
- Infomercial Spokeswoman
- Mark Langston
- Wall Street Trader
- Anastasia LaPeruta
- Childhood Friend
- Aurora LaPeruta
- Childhood Friend
- Logan LaPeruta
- Childhood Friend
- Robin LaPeruta
- Parent at Birthday Party
- Peter Larson
- Degenerate Ice Cream Man
- Tola Lawal
- Haitian Migrant
- Kasey Lee
- Vietnamese Child
- Greg Leong
- Mallowland Stagehand
- Vincent Leong
- Newscaster
- Dan Lerner
- Marshmallow Executive
- Gregory Levine
- Adolf Hitler
- Lynnsey Lewis
- Birthday Cake
- Amber Liang
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- John Litaker
- Mascot
- Sanjra Livingston
- Theme Park Visitor
- Jose Lopez
- Marshmallow Mascot
- Tamar Lopez
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Alex Louis
- Childhood Friend
- Dina Lucchesi
- Crazed Homemaker
- Gerlind Lwowski
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Chi Mancho
- Mallowland Visitor
- Kellyrose Marry
- Theater-goer
- Joe Masciello
- Infomercial Prop Man
- Laura Mazziotti
- Marshmallow Mom
- Patricia McBride
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Edwina McGonigle
- Mallowland Visitor
- James McGonigle
- Marshmallow Executive
- Gary McNerney
- Marshmallow Executive
- Christopher Mele
- Chicago Cop
- Tyler Mell
- Bachelor Party Partier
- Jessica Michal
- Juke Box Girl
- Anna Bella Michelino
- Crazed Homemaker
- Timothy Mills
- Berlin Wall Protester
- Kevin Moccia
- Jim Jones
- Jason Nelson
- Haitian Migrant
- Jahty Nesbitt
- Mallowland Attendee
- Alexis DePersia Norelli
- Mallowland Visitor
- Russell Norris
- Mallowland Visitor
- Julie Novak
- Devon
- Fiona Nunn
- Theater-goer
- Alex Oliver
- Mallowland Visitor
- David James Palmer
- Vanilla Fudge Man
- Niko Papastefanou
- Ice Cream Buddy
- Brinn Patterson
- Startled Shopper
- Joanne Patterson
- Startled Shopper
- Alyssa Perugini
- Mallowland Visitor
- Andrew Pesavento
- Mallowland Visitor
- Lily Peterson
- Marshmallow Girl
- Stanley Petoin
- Haitian Migrant
- Frankie Petrosino
- Little Boy
- Nico Petrosino
- Young Marty's friend / Kit Kat Kid
- Vivian Petrosino
- Little Boy's Mother
- Christopher M. Popp
- Jumping Ice Cream Man / Nam Soldier
- Angela Ramirez
- Housemaid Mascot
- Fernando Ramos
- Berlin Wall Protester
- Gregory Ramos
- Whippet Warrior
- Karriem Barrow Rashid
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Mark Resnik
- Burly Worker
- Bradley Rhodes
- Marshmallow Executive
- Eunice Rhodes
- Laboratory Taste Tester
- Elodie Rose
- Wall Street Trader
- Chris Routh
- Mallowland Visitor
- Craig Rufolo
- Lollipop Man
- G. Paul Salvetti
- Pirate Ice Cream Man
- Raymond Savoie
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Philip Schaefer
- Infomercial Producer
- Juliana Scherer
- Marshmallow Girl
- Larissa Schrage
- Candy Cane Mascot
- Joan Shangold
- The Mom
- John Shawl
- Korean War Soldier
- Timothy Shore
- Infomercial Spokesman
- Caitlin Sing
- Mallowland Visitor
- Vera Sokol
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Michael Stanley
- Marshmallow Executive
- Stewart Steinberg
- The Grandpa
- Nate Steinwachs
- Tim
- Anthony Stellato
- Wall Street Trader
- Caitlyn Stellwagen
- Childhood Friend
- Erin Story
- Mallowland Visitor
- Chris Tangredi
- Chocolate Loading Dock Worker
- Lizzy Tate
- Mallowland Visitor
- Adrian Taylor
- Soft Drink Mascot
- Logan Taylor
- Young Marty
- Marianne Taylor
- Young Marty's Mom
- Brian Thomas
- Mallowland Visitor
- Kim Thomas
- Mallowland Visitor
- Richard Thomas
- Mallowland Visitor
- Luis Torres
- Bachelor Party Partier
- Katerina Trantzas
- Vietnamese Child
- Julia VanderVeen
- Crazed Homemaker
- Jesse VanDerveer
- Ding Dong Kid
- Kristian Wanzl Nekrasov
- German Translator
- Thomas D. Weaver
- The Ice Cream Criminal
- Michael Webb
- Mallowland Visitor
- Kayla Weinerman
- Mallowland Visitor
- Kristin Went
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Donna L. White
- Mocking Reporter
- Jarred White
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Noble B. Whitted
- Childhood Friend
- Erin Wik
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- Katie Winkelstein-Deveneck
- Mallowland Visitor
- Constance Wookey
- Berlin Wall Protester
- Troy Wright
- Cote D'Ivoire Soldier
- Joshua Wrobel
- Mallowland Visitor
- Erick Zamora
- Elvis
- Marko Caka
- Slave Trader
- Erik Contzius
- Marshmallow Festival-Goer
- George Morafetis
- Mr. Livitz aka 'The Video Manager'
