Cast
- Ray Ellington
- Self / The Red Bladder
- Max Geldray
- Self
- Spike Milligan
- Self / Count Moriarty / Eccles / Little Jim / Minnie Bannister
- Harry Secombe
- Self / Neddie Seagoon
- Peter Sellers
- Self / Policeman / Hercules Grytpype-Thynne / Bluebottle / Major Bloodnok / Henry Crun
- Andrew Timothy
- Announcer
