- Adam Goldberg
- Mordechai Jefferson Carver
- Judy Greer
- Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
- Andy Dick
- Damian Claus
- Mario Van Peebles
- Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
- Peter Coyote
- JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
- Nora Dunn
- Mrs. Carver
- Sean Whalen
- Tiny Tim
- Tony Cox
- Jamal
- Richard Riehle
- Santa
- Melvin Van Peebles
- Sweetback
- Rachel Dratch
- Tikva
- Harrison Chad
- Schlomo
- Jim Petersmith
- Skinhead Bartender
- Annie McEnroe
- Mrs. Highsmith
- Grant Rosenmeyer
- Young Mordechai
- Elaine Hendrix
- Blonde Bombshell
- Ayelet Ben-Hur
- Israeli Rental Agent
- Alex Corrado
- Tony
- Brad Duck
- Jimmy
- Jason Fuchs
- Adolescent Hasidic Boy
- Ed Koch
- Ed Koch
- Gary Pratt
- Head Elf
- Woodrow W. Asai
- Mun Chi
- Daryl Wein
- Teenage Gentile
- Michael Mylett
- Gentile Boy No. 1
- T.J. Sullivan
- Gentile Boy No. 2
- Audrey Twitchell
- Gentile Girl No. 1
- Alexa Eisenstein
- Gentile Girl No. 2
- Evelyn Page
- Old Woman
- George Hosmer
- Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
- Ronald Schultz
- ADL Chairman
- Leslie Shenkel
- JDL Member No. 1
- Alan Nebelthau
- JDL Member No. 2
- Jerome F. Richards
- Council Elder
- C.P. Lacey
- Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
- Ephraim Benton
- Black Teen
- David Lee
- White Accountant
- Adam Rose
- Addict Jewish Child
- Devin Rene Burns
- Blonde Gentile Girl
- Jimmy Walsh
- Freckle-Faced Gentile
- Chris McGinn
- Samples Woman
- Kathryn Gordon
- Bambi
- Anna Berger
- Harriet Tubbleman
- Ivan Sandro
- Carnival Worker
- Jeff Marlow
- Joshua
- Ronald Shore
- Bandleader
- Tom Chalmers
- Chaim Feygele
- David Steinberg
- Elf Flunky
- Mylika Davis
- Sassy Black Prostitute
- Tony Devon
- Desi
- Liana Reda Leahy
- Jewish American Princess
- Noli Mollakuqe
- Security Guard
- John Jay Buol
- Skinhead
- Scott Corr
- Skinhead
- David Kesselman
- Macabee
- Mickey O'Hagan
- Miriam
- Isen Robbins
- Dance Partner 1
- David C. Roehm Sr.
- Skinhead Barfly
- Lorin Shapiro
- Jewish American Princess
- Dariusz M. Uczkowski
- Hasidic boy / Kmart Shopper (uncredited)
- Jan Uczkowski
- Kmart Shopper
- David Von Roehm
- Parent visiting Santa
- Sarah Wagner-Roehm
- Kid Visiting Santa
